These are from 1998.. not so bad, but still quite ancient.
Fleur - 12/01/98 14:44:07
My URL:http://feh
My Email:raunch
Who..or what are you ?: me
Favorite Cheese ?: buh
Favorite Monkee episode ?: Fairy Tale
Head or Help ?: both
Help or Hard Day's NIght ?: both
lkajdshfkjdshsdf: right lkajdshfkjdshsdf yeah
Comments:
You guys are cool, but you cannot put the name of that THING who killed John Lennon on your site. He's the devil's best friend, he's evil... Don't you listen ot Yoko or George Harrison or anyone? They requested that his name never be repeated. You are acknowledging that person, and he doesn't deserve it. He wanted fame and you're giving it to him. I know I know, you're plotting ways to kill him, but stop saying his name. He doesn't even deserve to be mentioned.


Stardust - 11/29/98 01:17:38
My URL:http://geocities.datacellar.net/SoHo/Square/3095
My Email:stardust95@geocities.com
Who..or what are you ?: A very good question. Let me think about that one...
Favorite Cheese ?: sharp chedder and lots of it!
Favorite Monkee episode ?: dunno...
Head or Help ?: Help!
Help or Hard Day's NIght ?: A Hard Day's Night
lkajdshfkjdshsdf: Well, thats what I always say, but no one will believe me...
Comments:
You guys are really very strange...


BG - 10/27/98 02:10:32
My Email:carebear424@hotmail.com
Who..or what are you ?: obsessed with Thom Yorke a.k.a. God of Joseph's Republic
Favorite Cheese ?: dried mayonaisse a.k.a. white cheddar
Favorite Monkee episode ?: the one we watched on halloween
Head or Help ?: help
Help or Hard Day's NIght ?: help
lkajdshfkjdshsdf: i love you randy
Comments:
LADYBUGS!!!! THEYRE GONNA GET YOU!!!! WaTCh OUT!! WELL attack them with a tampon!! one of those "wow theyre not so big" Until they expand!! and you feel like your uterus is ballooning at that very moment!!! WE will HUnt you out! from BEHIND hello Nasty and the CurtAins!! you wil not survive!! we will shake you up in a water bottle and watch you burn for EterNity! LAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa long live thom and ben (guess which one) and joey lauren adams.. (i KNOW shes a WHore DAMMIT!)


Sarah - 09/15/98 20:27:12
My URL:http://geocities.datacellar.net/Hollywood/Lot/1997
My Email:SNewdorf@aol.com
Who..or what are you ?: Last time I checked I was 14 year old girl... and thats what Clinton probably said....
Favorite Cheese ?: String...
Favorite Monkee episode ?: I haven't watched in years, I swear... Clinton said that too
Head or Help ?: HAiR
Help or Hard Day's NIght ?: Stg. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club...
lkajdshfkjdshsdf: same to you
Comments:
Hey!
I added a new form to my oh so great boring site of Monkees, that I really wanna make Barenaked Ladies... fill it out when ye have a chance... hee hee!
-Sarah


Cindy - 09/08/98 06:31:08
My URL:http://www.0001011.com/users/cindy
My Email:elalla@hotmail.com
comment: Nice page.... please come visit my 0001011 site :-) Thanks, Cindy
Comments:


zoe - 09/05/98 04:03:17
My URL:http://geocities.datacellar.net/SunsetStrip/Frontrow/5746
My Email:Gas_Huffer_Grrl@yahoo.com
Who..or what are you ?: im tired
Favorite Cheese ?: smoked cheddar
Favorite Monkee episode ?: that one w/ the guys and they are doing stuff and ... yeah
Head or Help ?: HELP!
Help or Hard Day's NIght ?: HELP!
lkajdshfkjdshsdf: nirvana is cool.
Comments:
i love my geetar you have a neeto page going. yeah. i have the cheese question on my guestbook too. i guess great minds dont think alike. cheese. yum bye


A Treasury of Police Humor - 08/30/98 04:58:33
My URL:http://members.aol.com/gspz/policehumor.html
My Email:gspz@aol.com
Who..or what are you ?: left-handed
Favorite Cheese ?: Tomatocheese
Favorite Monkee episode ?: The first. A classic.
Head or Help ?: Toe
Help or Hard Day's NIght ?: French Fries
lkajdshfkjdshsdf: Stick and stones...
Comments:
Haha! I like your page! Come, visit mine...



Sir MMY of CRACKROCK! - 08/19/98 01:07:36
My URL:http://fast.to/housefly
My Email:mmy777@hotmail.com
Who..or what are you ?: I'm BATMAN! no, really, I'm batman!
Favorite Cheese ?: You siiiiiiiiiiick little monkey!
Favorite Monkee episode ?: The one with Davy Jones in it.
Head or Help ?: You siiiiiiiiiiick little monkey!
Help or Hard Day's NIght ?: If'n she helps, its hard all day's night.
lkajdshfkjdshsdf: qwertyuiop[qwertyuiop[qwertyuiop[ poit!
Comments:
Your mother was a CRACKWHORE and your father smelt of Mad Dog 20/20. Now leave or I shall taunt you a second time.


Molly, The Freako Bandito - 08/11/98 20:28:30
My URL:http://I FORGOT
My Email:Frodis9847@aol.com
Who..or what are you ?: I am what ever you want me to be, baby
Favorite Cheese ?: I'm lactose intolerant, I can't eat cheess. BUT I f I could, I'd say feta cheese is the best.
Favorite Monkee episode ?: Monkees watch their feet.
Head or Help ?: You expect me to decide?
Help or Hard Day's NIght ?: SEE ABOVE
lkajdshfkjdshsdf: yeah, I know! I've been saying that for years!
Comments:
This is a really groovy page and I can't think of anything to say, because my mind just went blank.


Randy S. Git - 07/31/98 14:40:21
Who..or what are you ?: ??????
Favorite Cheese ?: don't like cheese! :p****
Favorite Monkee episode ?: hmmmm...... 'Alias Micky Dolenz'
Head or Help ?: Head!!!!
Help or Hard Day's NIght ?: uh..... MONKEES!
lkajdshfkjdshsdf: ok, sure!
Comments:
Funny page! Makes me laugh...... MOO!


mr dinklepuss - 07/10/98 23:50:32
My URL:http://dinklepuss.home.ml.org
My Email:bobdole@stopdropandroll.com
Who..or what are you ?: bob dole's girlfriend
Favorite Cheese ?: big cow cheese
Favorite Monkee episode ?: big cow cheese
Head or Help ?: big cow cheese
Help or Hard Day's NIght ?: big cow cheese
lkajdshfkjdshsdf: eseehc woc gib
Comments:
hi hi!! i found your site and i thought oh my these goofballs girls are just like me!! they like oasis just like me and COULD IT BE they like the dead milkmen just like me and you do not meet many people who llike the dead milkmen just like we do. hahahaa ahahhaha and so i thought i MUSt go see what these girls look like and LOW they hahahahahah there were HEDGEHOGS!! hedgehogs of all things. ahhahahah the girls look like hedgehogs. thats jolly good. i;m so bored im drinking bleach, im so bored im drinking bleach? im.........SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOREDDD!!!!!!!! **da da da daaaaa**
luv rachel dinklepuss


I'd Better Not Tell - 07/08/98 18:40:47
Who..or what are you ?: I like to think of myself as being human
Favorite Cheese ?: Provolone
Favorite Monkee episode ?: I've Got a Little Song Here
Head or Help ?: Head
Help or Hard Day's NIght ?: I Don't Have a Clue and I don't care!
lkajdshfkjdshsdf: Yes, definatly?
Comments:
Hey! This is probably one of the funniest places I have ever been on! I really like your Davy rumors (I think that most of them are probably true, especially the one about him borrowing Peter's book and never returning it!) Heh-heh. Happiness wears a hat, Me


HOLY COWBOY OF THE LAND OF CHEEESE and CWAKERZ - 07/06/98 20:35:26
My Email:Back2slash@aol.com
Who..or what are you ?: and VOGON
Favorite Cheese ?: MOZZARELLA
Favorite Monkee episode ?: HUH???????
Head or Help ?: HEEAD (IF I KNOW WHAT THAT IZ)
Help or Hard Day's NIght ?: ZZZZZZZZ (SLEEPING)
lkajdshfkjdshsdf: me 2222222222
Comments:
UM


Kara Townsend - 06/28/98 14:28:07
My URL:http://www.dynamicSex.com
My Email:dwebmistress@yahoo.com

Comments:
Hi! I saw your site and thought it was great. I know how difficult it is to keep a quality site. Good Job! Let me know if you want to exchange links :)

It's.....Shorty - 06/24/98 16:32:10
My Email:torky41@hotmail.com
Who..or what are you ?: i'm a goat, why?
Favorite Cheese ?: Velveeta slices!!
Favorite Monkee episode ?: Your Friendly Neighbourhood Kidnappers
Head or Help ?: Help!
Help or Hard Day's NIght ?: Help!
lkajdshfkjdshsdf: qiewopruqiwoeruqoperqwoieurpoquwr
Comments:
HEY MONKEES FANS!!!!!!!! THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT FOR YOU TO READ!!!! A while ago a guy tried to start a petition for the Monkees to be in the Rock 'n Roll of Fame (since as you know they've not been inducted). But he never gave anyone his address, so nobod could send their names to him. But I thought it was a good idea, so I'm gonna try to start a petition. So, if you're a Monkees luvr and want to see them in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, send your name and email address to me, Shorty, at torky41@hotmail com. Please tell your friends about this. And even if they don't have an email address, give me their names anyway (if they like the Monkees). Thanx so much! ~Shorty~


ewan - 06/06/98 16:26:07
My Email:wastern@hotmail.com
Who..or what are you ?: but a small poppyseed on the muffin that is life
Favorite Cheese ?: rabid goat cheese
Favorite Monkee episode ?: if i knew, then you would too.
Head or Help ?: help
Help or Hard Day's NIght ?: phew...for a minute there i lost myself....
lkajdshfkjdshsdf: keep your soul to yourself
Comments:
ah, how amazed and glad i was when i stumbled on this page, truly i have not seen the likes of it before. people with a sense of humour are so few and far between in this world where everyone lives to die. keep it up, you magnificent bastards...


Robyn Bennett - 05/03/98 00:19:56
My URL:http://geocities.datacellar.net/Tokyo/Ginza/2963/
My Email:robyng@geocities.com
Who..or what are you ?: I'm a bonefide faerie.
Favorite Cheese ?: I can't recall the name right now, but if you ask later I might remember.
Favorite Monkee episode ?: Fairy Tale!
Head or Help ?: Head
Help or Hard Day's NIght ?: Help
lkajdshfkjdshsdf: Really??? It's not just me then? I was beggining to worry, really.
Comments:
Great page! Love Monty Python, Pinky & The Brain, and Monkees. Good stuff!! Visit my webpage for animie stuff. You really should make the fields in the guestbook larger. That's al of the random nonsense that I can think of for now. Oh, wait, no! If you really care, 86 percent of all people make up their own statistics, but now I'm rambling. Okay, I'll stop now, I was just trying to use up space.


can not tell - 04/29/98 12:25:57
My URL:can not tell
My Email:can not tell
Who..or what are you ?: can not tell
Favorite Cheese ?: can not tell
Favorite Monkee episode ?: can not tell
Head or Help ?: can not tell
Help or Hard Day's NIght ?: can not tell
lkajdshfkjdshsdf: can not tell
Comments:
can not tell can not tell v can not tell v can not tell can not tell can not tell can not tell can not tell can not tell


joe the man - 04/27/98 22:52:45
My URL:http://geocities.datacellar.net/sunsetstrip/amphitheatre/7857
My Email:HOWDY!
Who..or what are you ?: I DA MAN!!!!
Favorite Cheese ?: sliced pork cheese
Favorite Monkee episode ?: that's my siser squeaker's bag, not mine.
Head or Help ?: butt
Help or Hard Day's NIght ?: munch
lkajdshfkjdshsdf: yeah! right on sister!!!
Comments:
buttmunchies!!!! VISIT MY PAGE OR DO SIN!!!!! SIN!!! SIN DANGGIT!!! hahaha!!!....okay...i'm ok...i'm ok......*breathe in, breathe out.....* i'm done.


mr. zippo - 04/18/98 23:59:32
My URL:http://geocities.datacellar.net/SunsetStrip/Venue/2509
My Email:petemoss67@hotmail.com
Who..or what are you ?: a lemming.
Favorite Cheese ?: spam spam spam spam spam spam cheese spam spam spam and.....spam.
Favorite Monkee episode ?: moo?
Head or Help ?: occcchhhh laddie, 'ead it is...if ye means what i think ye dooo....
Help or Hard Day's NIght ?: mr zippo is ANGRY!!!! give him his due spam spam spam spam spam spam cheese spam spam spam and spam!!! NOW!!
lkajdshfkjdshsdf: where were you while we were getting high?
Comments:
hi there. moooo.......


she's BACK!!!squeaker - 03/28/98 04:16:05
My URL:http://geocities.datacellar.net/televisioncity/set/6871
My Email:no.never.nada.zippo.
Who..or what are you ?: i'm a loving cheese, who needs your love.
Favorite Cheese ?: swiss! der shvee de buuurg.
Favorite Monkee episode ?: capn' crocodile.
Head or Help ?: HEAD
Help or Hard Day's NIght ?: OW!
lkajdshfkjdshsdf: shaddap.
Comments:
heyhey!!!!


git - 03/18/98 06:27:36
My Email:no!!!!
Who..or what are you ?: im tired.
Favorite Cheese ?: my feet hurt/smell.
Favorite Monkee episode ?: but we get to fence in gym!!! yeah!!!
Head or Help ?: i need professional help...
Help or Hard Day's NIght ?: all you people email me and tell me how fucked up your life is so i can feel better! yeah!
lkajdshfkjdshsdf: uh huh.
Comments:
i just thought i'd bring it to your attention that i've moved to california. wow, i guess we should of put that on the page, eh? i shall still be co-owner of this page, and i shall forever smell. but i just gotta do it 3000m away from randy. shoot. i have to sleep in the living room! wow!! its really incredibbly and unhealthily late here, so cheers!!!


Mimi - 03/09/98 23:30:15
My URL:http://members.aol.com/KUGSBHS/index.html
My Email:MMs1411@aol.com
Who..or what are you ?: the lanchashire midget greenie!! AHHHH!!!
Favorite Cheese ?: Oh Spam!!!!
Favorite Monkee episode ?: Dance Monkees Dance or Don't look a gift horse in the mouth (i got sick of capitalizing)
Head or Help ?: Heeeeeeeeead!!! (but my friends think I need help!!)
Help or Hard Day's NIght ?: AHDN!!!!!!!
lkajdshfkjdshsdf: Mon frere est un moche ananas! (figure THAT one out!!!!)
Comments:
Grooooooooooooooooooovy......guess what I gots a new page so go check that one out!!!!!! Well your page is still groooooooooooovy.......well I'd better split now...........whippppppppy!!!!!!!! Mimi :-)


Boosh Booshy - 02/15/98 03:55:22
My URL:http://geocities.datacellar.net/sunsetstrip/stage/3049
My Email:atarigirl@yahoo.com
Who..or what are you ?: Goddess
Favorite Cheese ?: Very...VERY sharp cheddar
Favorite Monkee episode ?: umm....that one, with that guy
lkajdshfkjdshsdf: suckah
Comments:
Whats up with this fetish with bovines? huh?? tell me NOW! mm hm


Maggie - 02/11/98 23:29:21
My URL:http://geocities.datacellar.net/sunsetstrip/lounge/9449
My Email:no way chick.
Who..or what are you ?: i am le obsessed mike fan
Favorite Cheese ?: kraft american
Favorite Monkee episode ?: fairy tale
Head or Help ?: head
Help or Hard Day's NIght ?: halp!!
lkajdshfkjdshsdf: are you really good at hebrew?
Comments:
heyhey come to my page


Sarah Newdorf - 02/10/98 23:55:45
My URL:http://geocities.datacellar.net/Hollywood/Lot/1997
My Email:SNewdorf@aol.com
Who..or what are you ?: A 14 year old Aquarian! Need I say more?
Favorite Cheese ?: Singles...
Favorite Monkee episode ?: Fairy Tale
Head or Help ?: Hair.
Help or Hard Day's NIght ?: That sounds like a question they should ask Clinton...
lkajdshfkjdshsdf: same to you...
Comments:
It's the 10th of Feb!! It's Donovan's birthday!!!! All together now! "Sunshine came softly through my window today..." OR "They call it mellow yellow thats right... SO MELLOW YELLOW!!!" Don't you love 'im? It's also the guy from the Venture's B-day! All t gether now, "Dun da dun dun dun, dun da dun dun, da da dun dun da da dun dun ahhh!" Hawaii Five-O... It was my birthday yesterday, but I can't carry a tune in a bucket.. Talk to you guys later...
-Sarah


Mimi :-) - 02/02/98 19:36:36
My URL:http://members.aol.com/MMs1411/index.html
My Email:MMs1411@aol.com
Who..or what are you ?: hmmmmmm good question......
Favorite Cheese ?: I like a more cheese.....
Favorite Monkee episode ?: Um........Dance, Monkees, Dance or um.....grrrr....too many to choose from!!
Head or Help ?: Head!!
Help or Hard Day's NIght ?: Hard Day's Night
lkajdshfkjdshsdf: ZILCH!!!
Comments:
'Ello luvs!!!! Haven't been here in a while since my computer's been screwed....but now I AM here and I have a new and improved web page (I'm using you for advertising heehee......) WOOLHAT WOOLHAT!!! ZILCH mister dobalena mister bob dobalena....... Mimi :-)


Big Boy Denny - 01/24/98 20:12:19
My URL:http://www.angelfire.com/de/planetnewark/
My Email:BigWang@hehe.com
Who..or what are you ?: Flower Soup is sooo real!
Favorite Cheese ?: swiss cheese is my favorite i guess
Favorite Monkee episode ?: the one where micky walks in on davy peeing and hits him with a brick
Head or Help ?: have you ever heard of a band called Flower Soup?
Help or Hard Day's NIght ?: you sound very sexy... maybe we can get together some time and do it?
lkajdshfkjdshsdf: yo corasone sopa de flores...
Comments:
Oh, this page is turning Big Boy Denny on sooo much! I want to see more pictures of Davy Jones naked. I really like the stuff about the llama in the space helmet. Do any of you want some pics of me in me undies? Your page has made Big Denny very hot.


mr. dinklepuss - 01/19/98 16:08:11
My URL:http://dinklepuss.home.ml.org
My Email:dbarczak@erols.com
Who..or what are you ?: a little yellow duckie
Favorite Cheese ?: feta
Favorite Monkee episode ?: llama
Head or Help ?: jello
Help or Hard Day's NIght ?: potato
lkajdshfkjdshsdf: anal beads
Comments:
is the pot roast fresh today cap'n?


squeaker? - 01/14/98 00:02:36
My URL:http://geocities.datacellar.net/televisioncity/set/6871
My Email:what???
Who..or what are you ?: who????
Favorite Cheese ?: moon cheese
Favorite Monkee episode ?: cap'n crocodile
Head or Help ?: head.....
Help or Hard Day's NIght ?: halp.....
lkajdshfkjdshsdf: yes,master
Comments:
blecch,i got netscape iz Groovy ya.... mike iz fine and davy smells...ya...


Squeaker, happily squeaking. - 01/04/98 02:27:22
My URL:http://geocities.datacellar.net/televisioncity/set/6871
Who..or what are you ?: looke i have a new page!!!!
Favorite Cheese ?: goodah......goooooooodah............
Favorite Monkee episode ?: fairytale
Head or Help ?: yer noggin
Help or Hard Day's NIght ?: head
lkajdshfkjdshsdf: lookee i have a new page!!!
Comments:
lookee i have a new page!!! with..... a guestbook, a survey, and a lot of other narly stuff


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