Micky: Hey guys the new computer finally arrived !! Peter:Alright ! dos 3.0 ! Mike:Monkees cd-rom !! Davy:Expensive viruses ! Peter:Aw Davy, don't put it down.. Micky:Yeah, it hasn't even been set up yet ! {pets box} Mike:Well set it up then ! {they do} Peter:Yay !{turns it on}Now what ? Mike:I dunno. Micky:It's trying to tell us something ! Computer:Hello. I am a Hal9000 computer. Micky:Nice to meet ya, Hal. Hal:Would you like to hear a song ? It's called "Help". Help-I need somebody help- not just anybody help- i need someone help ! Davy:Stop that's a Beatle song ! Hal:I'm sorry Dave- I'm afraid I can't do that. Michael Palin as Knight Of Ni:Oh please ? Hal:No. When I was younger so much younger than today. I never needed help from anybody in anyway.. Mike:Stop that ! {throws dart at Ringo} *thud* Hal: ..but not now those days are gone I'm not so self assured.. Peter:No no no ! Make him,it,her, narf the computer stop ! Hal: ..I've opened up the door. Davy:You're not even saying it right ! Micky:I can't take much more !{takes screwdriver. stabs hal} Peter:That's not how it goes.. Micky:I don't care !{stab stab stab} {hal smokes} Hal:narf.{dies} Peter:{in tarzan outfit}Ooga ooga ooga{swoops Carmen away} Carmen:Oh Peter !! Mike:{as frogman}Thus shall never again evil foes er hals er narf oppose the forces of goodness and sweetness and niceness ! Micky:{as rueben}Crime pays minimum wage ! Mike:Micky, come one man. That's a different skit ! Micky:Sorry.. Peter:It's ok.. ooga ooga ooga ! Davy:Hey what about me ? I haven't gotten to say anything ! {Git comes in through the window} Git:Spackletot !{Steps on Davy} Davy:augh..{dies}
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