This is a skit, almost a story. It's about different people in different places. But it's mostly following the adventures of a young lout named Liam. Watch as Liam goes through many different adventures, from killing Puff Daddy, to visiting his brother Noel in his hobbit hole. Whatever you do, just read the whole skit!!!!
Characters
*NOTE* the following pictures DO NOT belong to me. I just got them from various sites. So if you come here and find one of your pics don't get mad! Just let me know if you want them taken down!
Liam Gallegher!
This is the star of our story. He's so cute in this pic isn't he? Well..he's cute in every pic...mmmm...
David Bowie
This is David Bowie. He shows up in the beginning of the story and somewhere in the middle as a belly dancer. This picture is from the 1976 film "The Man Who Fell To Earth" I suggest you rent it. Boy does he have a nice ass!
Mick Jagger
Mick Jagger..the gay fag. Or so I think. I can't stand Mick, I much prefer Brian Jones. Anyways in this skit he plays David Bowie's lover...
Noel Gallegher
This is Noel..Liam's lovely bruvver...or brother for us american folk. He shows up throughout this skit as..different people. And oh yeah, he lives in a hobbit hole in the middle of the Viet Nam war
The Evil...GINGER SPICE
This is the evil one! I hate her! But in this skit she plays...Liam's lover??!?!?!? Don't worry..Liam doesn't like her anyways..
Puff Daddy (uggh..)
Puff Daddy in all his rap evilness...I can't stand him! He sampled Bowie's "Let's Dance" in his gay ass Been Around The World song! Noo! Well, in this skit..he DIES!!!!
BECK!!
Beck, the only good Hansen that ever lived, comes up a few times in this skit as a barber among other things.
Duran Duran...
Ok folks..lemme clear up this story! I am NOT a Duran Duran fan..but I must admit that Hungry Like The Wolf is a gear song..ok...i feel ashamed.
Chumbawumba
Now these guys I HATE!!! I can't stand them..I mean there are too many of them! The reason I chose this pic of them (even though there's only one guy in it) is because his shirt..it describes them so well!
THE CURE!!!!
Ok..this is the Cure! The main people in this skit from the Cure are Robert Smith (the big haired on in the center) and Boris (he's on top with the blondish long hair). I have to explain a bit about their part. See, they have this video called Lullaby which frankly scares people. But I love it! It rocks! Check it out on Galore. Anyways, the only part that scares me is Boris the evil drummer. So..yeah. Oh, and the whole nut butties thing, that came from when I saw that movie Gay Fag Hunting..I mean..Good Will Hunting. The whole movie seemed to be about nut butties!!!
Patsy (bitch) Kensit
Ok..this is the bitch that's married to Liam..She's so fookin ugly! C'mon Liam..get with it...
Ok..well those are the characters! Well the main ones atleast. Other people like Anne and Jane are my friends from school, and Randy? That's me....And now..On to the SKIT!!
