===oasis===
hello, this is... oasis. well, actually it's just liam. hee hee, i just love that pic. well, um, there are ALOT of oasis sites, its just that alot of them are hiding.. from that dude... who was sueing oasis sites. but that was before the 'be here now' album was released.. soooo... its alright now. i think its cos on 'whats the story' there was a security leak, and some of the songs we published on the internet before the release date!!! aarrggg!!! but the albums are out now, so its safe again. yipee! anyways, we are loonies so we arent going to give you many facts, but we will you give obscene dumb-ass skits! yeah! but you've come to expect that from us, havent you? well, for my own safety (git) i will let you know that these were written by randy. well, the ones that are up now... but there will be more.. yes.. we have another written.. but.. it disappeard. well randy has it, and i moved, so i cant go and search her house anymore. she has these really good peanuts in her kitchen... 'ass-kicking peanuts'... and they have this kicking donkey on the front! hoohahahahaha!!!!!! well anyways, these are the skits...


monobrows are nothing to be ashamed of...

oasis as little kids...
ready to trip out? its.. LIAM (unfinished)


dont fret yer smelly little head off! no! there is more to come.. i garuntee it.. aw fuck i cant spell.. anyways, um.. go here for pure aggravation. hee hee! its horrible! but.. nobody sue me ok? and liam... dont get mad! aw fuck..(helooooooooo folks! this is randy! did ya miss me?!?! well hey..i'd just like to tell you...that I LOVE OASIS JUST AS MUCH AS GIT! We are equal opportunity Oasis lovers..yeah! And um...The skits that I write...they're not bad! honest!!! Git's aren't bad either but...mine aren't niether! so..there! Oasis rox some ass...specially Liam! He's so sexy! aah! liam liam liam liam!!! Ok....I'm done)

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