And now..let's take a visit to Beavertown,PA...for..the 456th Oscar Awards ! Dracula:Velcome tot he 456th Oscar Avards..And now for the moment ve all have been waiting for...The Best Movie Of The Year ! Here is The Monkees to announce the nominees.. {Monkees walk out of the stand.A Beegees song starts to play.Then Saturday's Child plays.} Mike:Okay..the nominees for The Best Movie Of The Year are... Micky:Speed 3:Moose Control starring Sandra Bullock,Timmy Leary,and Mal Evans the Moose.{clip rolls . Timmy Leary is in the forest with a moose and a bad guy} Bad guy:If you do not give me 25 dollars,4 buttons,and a gift certificate to 711,I vill blow up....the moose !! Timmy:Blow up the darn thing ! I don't care about the moose !{moose explodes.cut back to stage} Davy:Next,my personal favorite,The Lancashire Midget Greenie starring Mr.Clean,Madonna,and me,as the midget{cut to clip of a cheap hotel room} Madonna:Oh Davy,It's so hard to kiss you when your head only comes up to my knees. Davy:I'm trying love !{jumping up and down} Mr.Clean:{Bursts in wearing a dress and holding a feather duster}Cleaning leady !{cut back to stage} Peter:And last but not least,Home Alone 3:Lost In Amish Country starring Macauly Caulkin,Joe Pesci,and others..{cut to clip} Burgler 1:First,we tie his shoelaces together. Burgler 2:Then,we brush his teeth. Burgler 1:And then we take him to a live taping of The Yoko Ono Rxperience !! Kevin:AAHHHHH !!!{cut back to stage} Mike:And the winner is...{draws paper from his woolhat} All:Home Alone 3:Lost In Amish Coountry !!!{Git rises and walks over to the stage} Git:Thank you,thank you ! I'd say more but there seems to be a hedgehog in my pants ! Peter:Hey ! Me too ! Wanna see?{pulls down his pants to reveal John Cleese sitting at his desk} John Cleese:And now for something completely different...
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