{Peter Is gluing paper bits together with glue stic in living room} Peter:UHU GLUE ! UHU GLUE ! UHU UHU UHU GLUE ! Mike:Oohh.. Peter:Oh,hi Mike.I am just making a card for Carmen's birthday. Mike:Pete man,she's your girlfriend.You gotta at least write a message on it.She won't just want paper. Peter:Really ? Do you think so ? Micky:Get her a hedgehog too.Git's is sooo cute ! Davy:Yeah,but when I tried to ride on him,he pricked me. Peter:A hedgehog,yeah !{cut to Carmen in room} Carmen:I wonder what Peter will get me.I hope I get a hedgehog.I'll name it Peter Jr.{cut to Monkees} Peter:Yeah ! And I'll name it Carmen The Second ! Micky:Aw,that's so romantic ! Peter,Carmen,and a hedgehog.Triangle of love. Mike:Well hedgehogs cost cash man,and we don't have any. Micky:Make one out of paper. Davy:It's not the same. Peter:A paper hedgehog.It's an idea.{cut to Carmen} Carmen:Any hedgehog will do,as long as it is from Peter.{Monkees} Peter:A hedgehog,for,my love{music starts.cut to John Cleese at desk} John Cleese:Stop that.It's silly.{Monkees} Peter:Oh Poo.I wanted to sing. Davy:Don't remind me ! I still have the taste of toilet water in my mouth. Mike:ew. Micky:Come on Pete man,make it make it make it !!! Peter:You know something?I will ! {cuts paper frantically,bits flying all over} Davy:Aah ! Mike:Aah ! Micky:Aah !{stops} Peter:There all done.{holds up masterpiece} Micky:Uh-good job. Mike:Ye-ah.It's unique. Davy:Unique yes.very unique. Peter:Aw come on guys.You know it's bad .I might as well give her this pretzel.{bites it.Fairy appears in puff-o-smoke} Fairy:Who calls the Fairy Of The Magic Pretzel ? Peter:Ummm,mne I guess. Fairy:Well,call later I was re-salting. Micky:We need your help. Davy:It's Peter's girlfriend. Mike:Her birthday's coming. Peter:And I need a present. Fairy:Get her a t-shirt. Micky:Git's already getting her one. Fairy:Get her tapes. Davy:She has them. Fairy:Give her a hedgehog. Mike:No money. Fairy:You've got a nice one right here !{picks up paper hedgehog} Peter:It's paper. Fairy:Well,if that;s the problem{taps wand to it,it'd real now}Ouch. Davy:Wow ! Micky:Aw,lemme hold it !{picks it up}It's so cute !{hedgehog looks around,sees Davy} Hedgehog:snort.{curls up} Ow,here Mike{hands it to Mike} Mike:No thanx.He'll hurt me.{hands it back} Micky:Nonsense{kisses it} Davy:Let me hold it. Hedgehog:snort ! Davy:Nevermind. Peter:Come on guys ! We are gonna be late ! Fairy:Don'r forget your card. Peter:Thanx !{they all leave} Fairy:narf{disappears}
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