{Davy goes into Famous Footwear in Monkee Man costume} Clerk:{looking down}Can I help you ? Davy:I'm looking for um..{whispering} platforms. Clerk:{stands up,shouting}Oh platforms ? We have platforms. Make you taller y'know ? Very stylish. What style are you looking for ? Davy:Metallic orange and keep it down. Clerk:{still shouting}Hold on,let me see if we have any{turns around,yells across room}DO WE HAVE ANY PLATFORMS IN METALLIC ORANGE? Clerk 2:{shouting also}YES.HOW HIGH DO THE SOLES NEED TO BE ? Clerk 1:{to Davy}How high do you want the soles ? Davy:At least five inches. Clerk 1:AT LEAST FIVE INCHES ! Clerk 2:HOLD ON A MINUTE ! Davy:{looks at top shelf}Hey there's a pair right up.. Clerk 2:I FOUND SOME! THEY'RE RIGHT BESIDE YOU !{looks through binoculars}$56! Davy:..there{hops up,trying to reach them}Argh! Clerk 1:{picks them up}Here try these on! Davy:{does so}They're perfect.I'll take them{goes to counter} Clerk 3:That will be $62.37. Davy:What's that in pounds?I'm out of dollars. Clerk 3:We don't weigh our shoes. Davy:No the mon..I mean,oh here's some money.It's a new kind{gives 26 pence} Clerk 3:Ohh..come again. Davy:Right..up up and away !{flies 5 feet to the Monkee Mobile}*sigh*Wait I didn't get the reciept!{flies back in} Clerks:{jam register,laughing} Clerk 1:Heh heh heh heh heh now he can't return them! Clerk 3:They were 6 sizes to big ! He didn't even notice the tissue in the toes ! Clerk 2:NARF! All Clerks:Heh heh heh heh heh Davy:{bursts in}I DEMAND MY RECIEPT ! Clerk 3:You'll never get it !ha ha ha ha ha.. Davy: I'm really a non-violent person. Clerk 1:Me too. Clerk 2:Let's play narf narf zort. Davy:I'm it!{everyone sits in circle.heads are eye level with Davy}narf{clerk3}narf{clerk1}zort!{clerk2} Clerk 2:I'll get you ! Davy:{takes out banana}Hi-yah!{turns around,stabs} Clerk 2:Augh..I give up. Clerk 1:If you give up,I give up. Clerk 3:And if you give up,I give up. Clerk 2:I give up. Davy:Yay!{unzips head,body,etc.to reveal he is really an aardvark}sllluurrp!
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