you cant say that word in a skit!
Peter:Hmmm, no that wouldnt match.. uh.. no that has too much yellow
Micky:[walks in] hey pete whatcha doin?
Peter:oh nothing, just trying to pick out an outfit for the first day of school
Micky:oh.. how about this? [micky snaps his fingers and peter finds himself in a red shirt and gray pants like they always wear
Peter:hmmm. not bad! i like it!
Micky:yeah.. me too [snaps his fingers and his shirt changes from blue to red]c'mon lets get the others. [walk to living room]
Mike:[dressed same as Micky&Peter] hey i like yer outfits guys.
Davy:*bing*[appears][wearing a pink dress with yellow leggings] yeah theyre ok i guess
Peter:why thank you.. uh.. i must say i havent met you before
Micky:Peter, thats davy..
Peter:it is? that dress just threw me off
Mike:Peter, he always wears dresses
Peter:I know that, ive just never seen him wear THAT dress. pink is really your colour, davy!
Davy:[blushing and fluttering eyelashes] why thank you!
Peter:heh heh.. yer welcome.. [blushes]
Micky:[slaps peter] Peter! wake up! Your becoming attracted to davy!
Peter:uh.. OH GOD NO! [starts to cry]
Mike:Oh.. oh peter, dont cry!
Peter:b-b-b-but i dont want to be q-q-q-
Micky: oh no.. your not um.. can we say that word in this skit?
producer:uh.. yes im pretty sure..
Micky:ok, dont worry peter, your not q-
producer:no no! stop! hold it!
Micky:what?
producer:you cant say that, sorry. you have to use the correct term
Mike:which is..
Davy:homosexual [smiles]
producer:yes thats the word. very good davy.
Davy:[starts purring] purrrr..
Peter:oh.. awe [smiles] pretty kitty [pets davy]
Micky:PETER YOU ARE NOT HOMOSEXUAL!
Peter:huh?
Mike:[nudging micky] its too big
Micky:wha?
Mike:the word, homosexual, its too big for him to understand.. let me try something.
Micky:oh, ok. go ahead.
Mike:Look, um Peter, uh.. well.. um
Peter:[looks up still petting davy]yes michael?
Mike:uh.. you already have a girlfriend! randy!
Peter:oh.. randy! how dare i forget her!
Micky:yeah, yeah, youve got randy..[drifts off into git coma]lalala
Peter:oh, i love her dearly, she makes me so..
Mike:randy?
Peter:mike! its not that kind of relationship!
Randy:[walking out of closet] it isnt?
Peter:randy! [runs to randy and kisses her]
Mike:yeah.. not that kind of relationship..
Peter:ok, maybe it is [randy and peter walk out the door]
Davy:awe man [frowns]
Micky:[back in monkeeland]come on davy, he has a girl..
Mike:yeah, a man in love has the strength of, uh.. cheese.
Davy:narf.. meow
Mike:Micky.. put the "cat" out.
Micky:ok [picks up davy and puts him out]
Mike:narf.. moo
~end~
now go away!