The Adventures Of Davy In The Toilet

The Adventures Of Davy In The Toilet!!!

Davy:Help guys ! I fell in the toilet !
Mike:Better get him,Micky.
Micky:Must I ?
Peter:It's your turn ! I got him out last time !
Mike:And I got him out the time before that !
Micky:Okay fine then
Davy:Help help I'm sinking !
Micky:Coming luv!
Peter:narf.
Mike:Don't ask.
Peter:Oh..
Micky:{goes into bathroom}Phew.What did you eat ?
Davy:No matter,just help me ! It's crawling !
Mike:Ew..
Peter:He's really stuck,we should help.
Mike:I'll get the rope.
Micky:Hurry ! He's sinking !
Davy:Help ! Help !
Mike:Hush.Look,we gotta get him outta there.We need a tambourine !
Davy:{sinks all the way in}Blub blub blub..
Peter:We lost him.
Micky:I feel I could have done more.
Davy:Blub blub blub{swims back up}
Mike:Hey Davy man you're back !
Duh..ah choking help me..crap down throat..narf
Peter:We missed you too.
Micky:{pulls him out}
Mike:Davy,man,you gotta stop doing this.
Micky:We'll have to move you back to the litter box.
Davy:Not again !
Peter:Sorry..we have to.
Davy:Fine..{goes into litter box}*fart*
Mike:narf
Davy:zort
Peter:kretch
Micky:Kretch?
Peter:Yeah you know, kretch.
Micky:Oh yeah, okay right.Kretch heh heh.
Davy:I'm Scouse.
Peter:I'm Randy
Micky:I'm Git
Mike:and I'm Dolt
All:remindind you to save the texas prarie stoat.
Mike and Micky:blupy blup
Peter and Davy:blupy blup
Peter:narf.
Micky:kretch.
Mike:Stop that ! It's silly !
Davy:*poot* sorry !
~end~
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