Starring.... Sherlock The Towel as Sherlock Holmes Scuzzlebutt as Dr. Watson
Sherlock: {drinking tea} *knock knock* Come in. Monkees: We've come to report a robbery. Scuzzlebutt: Goodness! Of what ?! Mike: my *sob* favorite woolhat ! Patrick Duffy: Oh no another celebrity in trouble ! Davy: Patrick Duffy ! Patrick Duffy: Yes. Do you watch Step By Step ? Micky: Eh..well can you help us ? Peter: {jumps into Patrick Duffy's arms} I love that show ! Micky: Peter !{pulls him away}Don't go hugging strange actors ! He might be dangerous ! Peter: Sorrry.. Sherlock: Where were you when you noticed the woolhat was gone ? Mike:Well uh.. {flashback to him in barn w/ barngirl} I don't remember. Davy: He was in the {Mike steps on Davy} *crunch* Micky: Uh he took it off to take a shower..yeah. Peter: Good cover up, Micky {Micky flusters} oops.. Sherlock: It sounds like quite a case. To the Monkees pad !
~at Pad~
Scuzzlebutt: {kicking used paper plates away} uragmuuuuh! Sherlock: Good observation, Watson. Mike: What? What is it liqiuor bottles? Davy: {takes a swig of vodka and passes out} Sherlock: No, underneath those! A button ! Monkees:Oh yeah I see, buttons from woolhat yeah.. Patrick Duffy: {picks up button} Oh look this one is scratched! Sherlock: The buttons were lost in a struggle! Mike: Well actualy, Zilch didn't like them so she took this butterknife see and.. Peter: {holding business card} Hey do you think this could be evidence Mr.Holmes, sir? Micky: Hey watcha got there, Pete? Peter: It's a business card "Hat brand used woolhats. We Deliver." Sherlock: No that's unimportant. Davy: Oooah {eats card} Micky: What aboout this little stove-pipe hat? Do you think this could be important? Scuzzlebutt: ur guhmoonaga Micky: Silly me. {feeds it to Davy} Mike: Hows about some grub, eh?{opens fridge} Mr Garrison: {in fridge} Oh helllo. Fancy seeing you here in your apartment eh? Out of your fridge..heh heh Mr Hat: {wearing a woolhat} Yeah, heh heh, how strange. Peter: Is there any cream of root beer left in there? Mr Garrison: Hold on let me check...yes here{hands tupperwear to Peter} Peter: Thanx Mr Garrison.{closes fridge} Sherlock: May I ask, is he always in there? Micky: Oh no this is the first time! He's usually in the blender heh heh.. Davy: Did you see Mr. Hat's little wool hat, Mike ? Just like yours without the buttons. Mike: Just like it but hey that's- Peter: Yeah yours didn't have lint on it. Mr . Hat: {peeking out of fridge}Oh look at the time, we have to go{ Mr. Garrison and Mr. Hat towards the door} {mob of girls break through} Girls: eeeeee aah look there he is! {charges Monkees} Micky: Are you here to see Davy? Girl 1: no Girl 2: no Girl 3: yes{ Girl 2 kills Girl 3} Girl 1: We're here to see Mike. Mike: What ? Micky: Huh but aren't you fans of Davy ? Girl 4: No, liquid paper! {tramples Mike} {tramples Mr Garrison} {tramples Mr. Hat} Scuzzlebutt: mug ooganipeng Sherlock: A ha! Micky: What ? Davy: What ? Peter: What ? Mike:*groan* Sherlock: I know who took your woolhat ,Mike! Mike: *groan* Uh,who? Sherlock: {points to Mr. Hat} MR. HAT!! Mr. Hat: And I almost got away with it..but your dryer took too long ! Micky: {takes Mr. Hat's hat off} Here it is, Mike ! Mike: Oh but it's so small.. Peter:..and covered in dryer lint ! Davy: Mmm..tasy !{eats some dryer lint} Sherlock: They took your woolhat from the bathroom and shrunk it in the dryer. Micky: Oh yeah, now I see. Peter: Mr. Garrison, are you really gay ? Mr. Garrison: I just act this way to get puppets, dumbass. Davy: {eats camera} oooh
