Rumors had it that there was a female KooKoo Bird living in the desert of Arizona and another male KooKoo Bird living in the state of California. I am pleased to announce that these are not rumors. The KooKoo Birds have let me in on a little secret that these two ARE relatives of theirs. It is with great pleasure that this KooKoo Bird Hunter makes the announcement that I can verify the existence of more of these beautiful bird relatives.

It is known that the female KooKoo living in Arizona loves to eat W&W's with her favorite male KooKoo Bird. She has been spotted motoring all over the country in her 1999 Ford Windstar with a Twister blowing in the back. This van has all the necessities to make her life on the road easier. It is now known that this blond-feathered KooKoo Bird makes frequent trips to many dog shows showing off her KooKoo Dobie. I just wonder if this Dobie knows how to drive to give her a break from the wheel? I don't think he drives much; since this particular KooKoo Dobie is notorious for stopping at all the grocery stores in the towns he passes through to stock up on W&W's for his KooKoo Bird companion.
How to describe this elusive KooKoo? She stands about 5 feet tall which makes her about the size of a smaller turkey then the main branch of KooKoo Birds living in California. She has blond feathers on top of her head that she likes to keep kind of short. The tail feathers match the head feathers, but are about twice as long. It is not too well known, but this female does fly quite fast when it comes to her favorite male of the species.
You can tell this female KooKoo really knows her computer stuff by the way she handles herself around a computer. She ought too, since she's a webpage designer. She's a real computer whiz.
This KooKoo Bird is a gourmet cook which explains the delicious aromas spreading all over the country. It's driving the main KooKoo line of the family crazy with all the delcious aromas coming from across the California/Arizona border.
At the present time, this KooKoo Bird is also learning to speak Spanish and is teaching it to the KooKoo Dobie. This could get very interesting to say the least.

The other male KooKoo Bird living in California loves farming, running after the female KooKoo Bird in Arizona and her Dobie when he's not watching old movies on TV and munching on M&M's. It has been reported that he has plenty of farmland for lots of dogs to run on so it's not a problem for him to chase after these furry, four-legged critters to run on. He does have a few goats hanging around the farmhouse and every once in awhile they do get hungry, so they make a great escape and start munching on some roses. These goats are particularly fond of the blond roses.
It has just been found out that this male KooKoo is in the process of building a new nest to live in. Not much is known about it just yet, except that it'll have two bedrooms and a kitchen. His wings are surely getting tired by now with all the nails he's been pounding and walls that he's had to put up. It's also known that his webbed feet are getting the brunt of the injuries from all those boards he's been dropping on them. He did have to take a break from building this new nest to seal some trees out in the yard, because the ants were marching 10 by 10 and doing some damage. Now these ants have gone over to the neighbors' trees to take up residency.
When this male isn't working on the new nest, chasing a female KooKoo and Dobies, or sealing trees, he can be found hunched over a disassembled computer with a somewhat vague look on his face as he tries to figure out how he wants to put it back together again.

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