One day, a Cajun died and went to hell. The devil was making his rounds
and saw the Cajun over in the corner having a party.
"Hey, you!" said the devil. "You are not supposed to be having a good
time in hell. After all, it's burning hot in here."
"Oh," said the Cajun, "It ain't all dat hot in hea. It get dis hot in
Louisiana come Jew-lie."
The devil left but was determined to make it uncomfortable for the
Cajun, so he turned up the temperature even more.
Later, the devil passed back by the Cajun and saw him boiling crawfish
and having an even better time.
"Hey!" said the devil. "You stop that. You're not supposed to be
enjoying yourself in here. This is hell and it's burning hot in here."
"It ain't no big deal," said the Cajun. "It get dis hot in Louisiana in
da mont a Aug-gus."
The devil left very angry at the Cajun. "Okay," said the devil. "If
you're used to the heat, I'm going to make it cold," and then turned
down the thermostat until it was freezing cold. When he went back to
check on the Cajun, he saw from afar that the Cajun was jumping up and
down in a frenzy, throwing up his hands, laughing and smiling.
"This is really too much. Why is he so happy?"
As he got close to the Cajun, he heard him shout.............
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