Boudreaux met up with his old friend Thibodeaux. They hadn't seen each other in 15 years. "Where have you been Tnibodeaux?" he asked.
Thibdeaux said, "Man, I went to college to be a doctor."
"Wow, you mean to tell me you are a doctor?"
"Well, I'm really an animal doctor, you know, a vet," Thibodeaux replied.
So Boudreaux invited Thibodeauxover for supper that night. After they had eaten, Boudreaux asked Thibodeaux if he'd mind looking at his sick cat. "He's been sickly for about a week, doesn't hardly move," Boudreaux said.
Thibodeaux put the cat on the table and started to examine him. He passed his hands all around the cat, but never touched it. Then he went to his truck and brought back his black bag. He took a large pill out and shoved it into the cat's butt.
"There," he said, "Your cat will be fine in a couple of days."
Boudreaux was impressed and asked how much he owed.
"That will be $250," Thibodeaux answered.
"$250 for one pill?"
"No," Thibodeaux said, "The pill was $50...The other $200 was for the Cat Scan."
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