Two Indians and a Cajun were walking in the desert, when, all of a sudden, one of the Indians took off and ran up this hill to the mouth of a small cave. He hollered into the cave: "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!" and then listened very closely until he heard the answer... "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!" He tore off his clothes and ran in to the cave. The Cajun was puzzled and asked the other Indian what that was all about, was that Indian goofy or something? "No," said the other Indian. "It is mating time for us Indians and when you see a cave and holler, 'Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!' and get an answer back, it means she is in there waiting to mate with you." Just then the other Indian saw another cave. He took off and ran up to the cave, stopped and hollered, "Wooooo! Wooooo! Woooooo!" When he heard the return, "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!" off came the clothes and into the cave he went. The Cajun guy starts running around the desert looking for a cave to find a woman of his own to get it on with. All of a sudden, he looked up and saw this great big cave. As he looked in amazement, he was thinking, "Man! Look at de size of dat cave! It's bigger den de ones datdose Indians found. There must be something really great in dis here cave!" Well, he took off up the hill at a super fast speed with his hopes of ecstasy and grandeur. He got in front of the cave and hollered, "Woooooo! Woooooo! Woooooo!" He was just tickled all over when he heard the answering call of, "WHOOOOOOOOO! WHOOOOOOOOO!! WHOOOOOOOOO!!!" Off came his clothes and, with a big smile on his face, he raced into the cave.The next day in the newspaper, the headline read: NAKED CAJUN RUN OVER BY FREIGHT TRAIN