Important points to Ponder:

If you throw a cat out a car window , does it become Kitty Litter?
If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from?
If there is no God , who pops up the next kleenex in the box?
When a cow laughs does milk come up its nose ?
Why do they put braille on the number pads of drive through banking machines?
How did a fool and his money get together?
If nothing sticks to teflon how do they get it to stick to the pan?
How do they get a deer to cross at that yellow sign?
If its tourist season do we get to shoot them?
Whats another word for thesaurus?
Why do they sterilize the needles used in lethal injections?
What do they use to ship styrofoam?
Why is abbreviation such a long word?
Why is there an expiry date on a container of sour cream?
Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
How do you know when its time to tune your bagpipes?
Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?

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