im not weird, im just conformity impaired - me

ill always be proud of you, as long as youre doing something that isnt illegal and as long as youre happy -my mom

have you seen my beach ball? i think it's over there -J-sun King

what's life if you can't you know, whatever every now and then? -Christina Ho

why the hell is the lunar embassy on Earth? -Jeff Uchtorff

I wanna paint! -Amanda Mellott

all you do is bitch bitch bitch -Troy Bofinger

it's nuprin smurf, he's little, yellow, different -Neil Ryan

you're my little buckaroo -my dad

i am ishbu, i come from a far away foreign land where we do not even have the right to puberty -my brother

i'm proud of you -Virginia Ording

if you had an extra clit, where would you put it? -Cathy Russell

The official underdog for September of 1998 by overwhelming majority are my family, friends, and loved ones


i cant tell you all how grateful i am that you are in my life and im not going to even try to name you all, but all of those out there who bring joy into my life, i just want to say thank you, i hope you know who you are. this is short, and sweet, but i love you all and i could not keep going without you... thank you for the smiles you have added to my life

previous underdogs of the month

well, so long, aribederch, ill be sending you a thought today as i lay in the back of my limo today having sex with the teenager of my choice.... and that thought will be thank god im me!!!!

El fin...

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