Are You REALLY from South Louisiana?
then lets see if....
You
drink "Dixie", not whistle it.
You not only can say Tchoupitoulas, but you can say it without
laughing.
You believe that purple, green, and gold not only look
good together, but will even eat things those colors.
You know exactly what you are going to eat next Monday, and the
Monday after that, and after that.
You are no longer shocked when someone advises you to "suck
the heads and pinch the tails."
You're not afraid when someone wants to "axe" you
something.
You consider it an honor, on certain occasions, to have cabbages
or coconuts thrown at you.
You describe items of a certain color as being
"K&B" purple.
You get on a bus marked "Cemeteries" without a second
thought.
You have discovered that those four-inch-long cockroaches can
fly, but have decided to retain your sanity anyway.
You do not think about spinach when you see the word
"Popeye's".
You have to make groceries.
You know who Mr. Bingle is and when and where he can be found.
You proudly claim that Monkey Hill is the highest point in
Louisiana.
You sit on your "stoop" to pass a good time with your
neighbors.
While eating a piece of purple, green, and gold iced confection
someone yells: "Who got da bay-bee?"
You know what "long beads" are and how to go about
obtaining them.
Your idea of a "cruise ship" is the Canal Street Ferry,
and your idea of a "foreign cruise ship" is the
Chalmette Ferry.
You know that the Irish Channel is NOT Gaelic-language
programming on cable.
You know that the four seasons of the year are: Crawfish,
Crab, Shrimp, and Oyster.
A seven-course meal is a Pizza and a six-pack of Abita Beer.
You enjoy "sucking heads" more than sucking face.
Everytime you hear sirens you think it's a Mardi Gras Parade.
You buy a new winter coat and throw your arms up in the air to
make sure it allows enough room to catch Mardi Gras Beads.
Your finest china has "Endymion" written on it.
Every so often, you have waterfront property.
Your burial plot is six feet above ground rather than six feet
underground.
You think "drinking water" when you look at the
Mississippi River.
Someone at a crawfish boil says, "don't eat the dead
ones", and you know what they mean.
Your first sentence was "throw me somethin' mistah",
and your first drink was from a "go-cup".
You know what to do with those paper grocery bags.
You smile when you see "the can man".
You agree that gators can skate on ice. Fight pretty good to.
You stop when the light turns green and hit the gas on red.
You "really" love those love bugs.
You know just who the person is on this background.
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