The ASSes Invade the North
***This is a really long story about my Spring Break with keLLie, hope you like to read***
It all started on National Pig Day (March 9th, 1998) in the Philadelphia International Airport. After the cameras stopped
clicking, we met Mark, the cutest waiter at the hard Rock Cafe, Philadelphia. As just so everybody knows, on the streets of
Philly,*Chocolate Is Sweeter*, expecially when you are wearing boots up to your knees.
Have you ever been to Millersville University?? Well that was stop number 2. We visited my friend KJ. Even though the room
was free, the accomodations sucked ASS. Don't get me wrong, the hospality was GrEaT!
Even sweeter than the chocolate in Philly, is the chocolate in Hershey, Pennsylvania. Even thought the tour ride was broken, we
did get to see a 12 minute film on the "Wonders of Chocolate". Then we bought enough chocolate to last us the rest of out
lives....ok the rest of the week. We later headed to Amish country (Lancaster, PA) in search of Amish Bob. We returned to
Millersville empty handed to bid a fond farewell to KJ, who _promised_ to reunite the ASSes in the summer in Tennessee. By
the way...we let him pack the car!
We prepared for our 3 hour trip to Secaucus, New Jersey, with a minor stop in Hoboken to eat at Johnny Rockets. After trying to
make sure that my car didn't get stolen, we had a quiet dinner (Yeah right...us be quiet...I don't think so). We finally
settled in at the Howard Johnson's for a good night sleep.
In day three we conquered the following: Statue of Liberty, Ellis
Island, the PATH train, mushy fetus couple, Empire State Building, reuniting with SpAcEacE, Radio City Music Hall, Macy's,
Madison Square Garden, Metropoltian Museum of Art, Central park, Tavern on the Green, FAO, Disney Store, NY Stock Exchange, Wall
Street, South Street (which *smells*, btw) Chinatwon, Rockafeller Center, Planet Hollywood, David Letterman, Times Square,
Unisphere, Shea Stadium, Fuzzie,NY Public Library, XXX Shops, and Much Much More. We then went back to the room to *PaSs OuT*.
We arrive in Atlantic City on day 4. We enter our *complimentary* suite. Our address is now 1267 South Tower,
Topicana Resort. It had the biggest bathtub ever a view of the ocean and a bed that could sleep 9 zillion people. After crusing
the boardwalk for pigs....ummmm er... MEN.. we ate at Planet Hollywood and headed back to our room to hop in the hot tub to
relax and prepare for a night at the casino. We wander through the casino(while being seduced by roaming eyes) and he appeared
from no where...(actually the woman beside us hit the jack pot and he was the security guard with the money). His name was
Frank and he stole kellie's heart. Whispering back and forth were kellie's dying wishes to someday marry Frank, the security
guard. We left the casino Frank-less.
When the sun rose we packed our bags and cried as we departed. We then arrived at the 34th annual Circle K International
Convention in Parsippany, New Jersey. We Met up with friends Adrian and Marta and had a "girls rule the weekend". After
kellie found a new love interest (patrick) it was almost time to go. keLLie bid a fond farewell to New Jersey at 3:30 am *cringe*
Sunday March 15th. I Miss My ASS!!!!!
Some pictures from our trip
Labor Day Weekend '99
