THE SOUTHERN
by thebaglady, Prose Investigator
written This Day of Our Father
This page is dedicated to MY MAMMA, Lady Red
COMMANDMENT 1: Thou shalt not embarrass
COMMANDMENT 2: Thou shalt claim relation to
COMMANDMENT 3: Thou shalt tell as little of the truth
COMMANDMENT 4: Thou shalt not brag
COMMANDMENT 5: Don't pay for anything
COMMANDMENT 6: Thou shalt claim Insanity
COMMANDMENT 7: Thou shalt always
COMMANDMENT 8: Thou shalt not be Single...
COMMANDMENT 9: Thou shalt Read Books
COMMANDMENT 10: Thou shalt never be TACKY!
If thou has comments,ideas or questions,
TEN COMMANDMENTS
August 12, 1998
She of the Free Spirit
thy family...
Even if they're the most dysfunctional family
anybody could have!
Robert E. Lee...
If thou art black...
thou must honor thy Indian Blood...
as possible...
as slowly as possible..
Especially if thou has just been shopping...
on Thyself...
thou can get free...
if Caught Naked as a Jaybird...
Which is totally true...
Thou are constitutionally insane sometimes somehow...
(It's the Lee Blood...)
honor Israel...
Rememeber at Peril of Thy Soul:
Christ was Jewish...
...Old Maid...or...Lounge Lizard...
And disgrace thy Family...
and Educate thyself...
please email me or write them in GuestBook
Southern Fried Politics
Okkkkkkkkk....Keep it clean, keep it clean, keep it clean.
That goes for you Yanks as well as us Rebs...
This message board is NOT for fighting...
please don't fight with thebaglady, Beloved.
Something bugging you, see a mule doctor!
This place is for questions, answers, solutions,
sharing ideas and cultures, history buffs.
Oh, foreigners are welcome to contribute too...
I kind of like New Yorkers and scalywag Rhode Islanders:
I know - pickypickypicky...
View Guestbook..see who's written
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to do what I want to do here...for polling
so, SOS,SOS techs and scholars!...
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however I will update regularly...
so do not copy any of it without my permission...
That's ILLEGAL, beloved.
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I can sure live with that...just be sure thy gives thebaglady credit.
This page is making its 'debue' tonight, August 12, 1998
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