Oh, No, Bill...
by
thebaglady, prose investigator


This page is dedicated to Geraldo


~Thank you to all who have written
condolence emails to me.
Yes, I am devastated President Clinton had an
inappropriate relationship with Monica Lewinsky.

I feel the same way I did when I was a child
and realized something was wrong
with our family picture...
Sure hope Monica’s kneepads are worth
the trouble
she’s caused a marriage and family.
No, I hope she leaves married men alone.

Sure hope this humiliating experience
teaches us all something about
men, the workplace, women, sex
...and DNA... ...Love DNA technology...

There’s entirely too much odd fooling around
going on in Washington...
from the basement to the oval office,
Washington needs R & R:
Repair and Reconstruction.

Hillary, I think you should make William Jefferson Clinton
get tested for every std in the book, and
don’t forget the AIDS test. President Clinton, Hillary should not have to ask you
to do this.

Monica, get a life.
Leave married men alone…
In fact, all you twister knee-padders…
If a guy’s married or has a girlfriend,
shake your booties somewhere else.
(I include movie stars and television employees.)

What goes around comes around, Monica.
One day you might love a husband of your own...
Linda Tripp, don’t gloat. Are you gloating?
Go to Jail and Don’t Pass Go.

If you missed Chris Matthews on 'Hardball' Monday night,
He was a babbling idiot.
Sounds like this guy is jealous…not concerned about morality.
Spiteful man, this guy...
In speech, a medical wunderkind…
Spits and spews and foams.
Does he have hoof’n’mouth????

Marcia Clark was/is hysterical…
I don’t know why…
Didn’t we all watch her for months (years?)
during the OJ trial
..twisting her fanny..legging it..rolling her eyeballs..
at anything in pants?
Wonder if she’s got a ‘stained’ dress momento from that trial?
No, I don’t want to hear her sanctimonious speedclips on
‘National Security”…

Victoria Toensing, the Flame of Federal Fashion,
Was/is back as a Head…
“Where’s the Barry Goldwater…coming forward?”
she pseudo-lamented…
~~Barry Goldwater????~~
Is this lady in the real world at all?
~~(Is her jewelry ????)~~

Then there were the usual assortment of Feminist Attackers
...whining from under the rocks they live under...
“Where are the Feminists?????” they chant in rhythm.
Where are you, humanoids, when we need you???
We already know no body wants to be the husband anymore…
No body wants to be the Daddy…
No body wants to be “OLD”…
Do you make-overs keep up with any statistics at all?

Give women a guy who’s faithful to his wife,
who has some compassion in his heart,
a brain in his head
(IN HIS HEAD)
and we’ll vote for him.

Pat Ireland said it well today:
“I hope we’ll have a better option next time…
for many of us he (Clinton) was the option
NOT THE ANSWER."
Click! Thanks, Pat.

Pat Buchanan says Janet Reno is THE ONE who started
This Ken Starr Conspiracy Investigation in the first place.
Does he think all this hoopla is Janet Reno’s fault??? He needs a consultation with Jesse Jackson on
Life and Politics..
Or, Doctor Laura.

And, thanks Jesse Jackson,
for letting us know the President is
humiliated, upset, angry, and embarrassed.
Jackson remains sensitive to the world soul.

Today as I was writing this,
thebaglady heard one of I-Man’s mikeheads call Jackson
“The President’s Uncle Tom.”
Jeezzzzzzzzzzz…some people just can’t stand for any
White people and Black people
to get along!!!

~Larry King is mesmerized with “The Stain”~
He said "Bill Clinton knows if it’s his STAIN."
Brilliant deductive thinking, King!
Talk to George Stephanopolas…who said to I-man the Imus
"We don’t yet know what was on the dress..."
(Where has that dress been?)
(BEFORE or AFTER the oval office)

I-man the Imus called our President
"a lying dirty dirtbag."
Did I get that right, Imus-fans?
His wife called in to tell listeners the President's "a pig."
Where did these people go to college????

I-man thinks this is an “abject abuse of power.”
Does Imus know the definition of “abject”...
“abuse” “sex” “family” “fidelity”?????
He and his trophy wife think this is funny...
Are these people Republicans???
thebaglady wants to know.

Translated from Southern Scholar
and Man Still Married to First Wife,
“I deeply regret…” means
~I’m deeply sorry…I’m very upset…~
~I’m angry this is so humiliating…I’m very embarrassed.~
William Jefferson Clinton is sorry, America.
I’m glad he said he was ‘wrong,’not ‘sorry.’

What he did was wrong.
It took a lot of courage to stand before America,
admit he did something wrong.
But that does not make wrong right.

This case illustrates
people in the workplace
needs a change...not impeachment.
Sadly, there are few families in America
untouched by problems of disloyalty to wives and children.
How many political husbands in America have betrayed
their wives and children???
~How Many??~
~~How Many Regular Husbands??~
This isn’t an unfamiliar story.

At least our President is still with his first wife.
Imus is not…
Geraldo? Nope.
Grodin? Nope.
Chris Matthews? (Is he married?)
Larry King? (How many wives has he had???)
How old is this latest one?
Congressmen?? Senators???

Readers, how high are your sexual and/or marriage morals?
George Stephanopoulas isn’t married…
Are his morals high?
Gore? (Gore, please don’t be a womanizer!)
Jeb Bush and his brother in Texas??? Chip Reid???
John Gibson?? (Is he married????)

~~So, Onward Thru the Fog~~
Wonder how many books will come out of this malfeasance?
Wonder if we really want a good husband for President?
I do.

Just once…Just once in my life…
I’d like to be given the opportunity
To vote for a man
who loves his wife enough
not to have his head turned by
office groupies and campaign chipmunks.
Wouldn’t you?

Written 10am
Tuesday
August 18, 1998

~Wow, Flesh-Kincaid Grade Level scores this piece 3.8~
Not even 4th grade level!!!!!! But thebaglady scored 77.2 on Reading Ease.
Wow, Flesh-Kincaid, cut thebaglady some slack!



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