This Tunnel I'm talking about is where you can find
monsters...Extreme Republicans,
Right-Wingers, Dixiecrats...
Flaming Liberals...and People who don't VOTE...
But, Worse Than That, IT'S A PLACE WHERE THERE ARE:

1. NO BUTTERBEANS AND RICE...
2. NO COLLARDS AND CORNBREAD...
3. NO PLACE TO GO BAREFOOTED on a redmud road...
4. NO HOUSES ANYWHERE WITH HUBCAPS IN YARD ...
5. NO DR. PEPPER...
6. NO LEAKY FAUCETS OR FALLING DOWN SCREEN DOORS
   PATCHED WITH COTTONWADS...
7. NO PICK-UP TRUCKS.
8. NO WATERMELON.
9. NO BISCUITS AND BUTTER...
10. NO FAT PEOPLE.
11. NO PEOPLE MISSING AT LEAST ONE FINGER...
12. NO MEN WEARING DIRTY BALL CAPS...
13. NO PEOPLE WHO SWEAT...have hairy armpits...
14. NO PEOPLE WHO CAN READ THE PAPER AND WATCH TV
    AT THE SAME TIME...
15. (ONLY PEOPLE FROM NEW JERSEY TALK IN THIS PLACE...)
16. NO PEOPLE WITH GOLD TEETH...that sparkle in sunshine,
17. NO GRITS !!

    Lord, save us from this terrible place,
    Lord, save us from this terrible place.
    We'll try to be good and give money to the church,
    Won't put our Mammas and Daddys in nursing homes...
    And we'll wash our feet everyday if You'll just
    Save us from this terrible Tunnel of Terror. Amen.
    

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