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"Brian Littrell, other wise know as "Ducky Boy" helper of the helpless and defender of the defend less, was walking on the sandy beaches of Florida on a crisp Saturday afternoon...when all of the sudden...
"Help me! Help me. Somebody save me I'm drowning!" A desperate girl with a strong southern accent yells out. Brian uses his Ducky vision and sees that her boat has capsized. He rushes to the nearest changing stall and comes out in his disguise.
His orange cape blowing in the strong wind behind him, he puffs out his checks and recites his hero anthem... "I am Ducky Boy, hero to those in need, and stealer of the hearts of all women. And I am soo much more cuter than Nick!"
He rushes towards the water and pushes a button on his "Duck Belt" and his shoes change from Nike's to waterproof duck feet in a flash. He waddles out to where the helpless girl is and grabs her before she falls under the wave heading straight for them.
"Ohh Ducky Boy you're my hero. How eva can I repay you." She bats her eyelashes at her hero.
"No need to repay me...it is my job to help damsel's in distress, such as your self. Its my life!" The waddle their way to the shore and the girl is assisted by lifeguards.
Ducky Boy rushes to the changing room and returns as Brian. He calmly strides over to the girl and says, " What happened to you miss."
"Ohh I nearly drowned, but thank heavens Ducky Boy was there to save me. He was soo strong, and ohh he was a ever so handsome. Do you know him?" She asks Brian.
"Why I can't say that I do." With that Brian flashes a small and walks away with the damsels.
Ahh another day in the life of Ducky Boy, tune in tomorrow to see the next Adventures of....
Brian Littrell .....Ducky Boy!" |
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