Sung to the tune of “God Must Have Spent A Little More Time On You”
This is to be read as if Justin Timberlake sang the entire song by himself.
I am so buff
My abs are like steel
And if you ask nicely I might let you feel
They're rock hard and ripped
Nowhere's there a roll
When I lift my shirt all girls lose control
And tell me have you ever seen
Someone look so fine at just seventeen?
It's easy to see why all girls love me
They've convinced me
I'm a miracle
My face is like a picture
Perfect and fine
My body's like a god's is
I'm glad that it's mine
When I look in the mirror
It's not hard to see
God must have spent
A little more time
On me
In all of creation
No one can compare
I look so good with platinum blond hair
I'm lusted after
By millions of girls
They want to run
Their hands through my curls
And I'm trying hard to figure out
Just how they ever did without
The view of my chest
My face and the rest
When I hear their sighs
I know they're satisfied
My face is like a picture
Perfect and fine
My body's like a god's is
I'm glad that it's mine
When I look in the mirror
It's not hard to see
God must have spent
A little more time
On me
