OK, I put Topless (aka Barefoot at the Beach) and Vol~Fan on the same page. If you know them, it's not hard to figure out why.

The first of the two, on the left is

Alright now, get your minds outta the gutter, there's a story behind her nickname, and if you ask her nicely, she may tell you. Personally, I think she has killer eyes, don't you?

And next is, on the right

There's also a story behind her nickname, but you don't have to ask nice to find out, all you have to do is put down the U of T football team and you'll find out. Most likely by getting hit upside the head with her "Nerf" bat.