Tuesday, March 26, 2002
11:37 PM, on the computer
What I'm listening to: Point #1, by Chevelle

I think I'm gonna go nuts here *L* Upon reading my e-mail, I've decided something: It's so nice to know that I can purchase Viagra without a prescription, as well as get a free inkjet toner kit with my purchase of a cell phone radiation deterrent. But wait! If I act now, I'll also get to invest in a timeshare and apply for a loan at absolutely no charge! And it's all online!

WHAT'S WITH ALL THIS FREAKIN JUNK MAIL???? YEESH!!!!

It's been a really interesting day...

It started out early (like at 8 AM *groan*) and I hopped out of bed and... hopped back into bed. I fell asleep until 9 and realized that I had a job interview at 10. I frantically hopped in the shower, shaved, got dressed, and actually made it to the right place on time...... and sat there for an hour filling out applications. Fun.

On a good note, the interviewer was about my age, and she was really pretty too. She kinda looked like Halle Berry. It really helped me with my nervousness, ironically. Usually I lock up around pretty women, but this time it helped me loosen up a lot. I think I did well in the interview, but I'm not sure I want the job. If I got it I'd have to get a second job so I could make enough money to go to CFNI in the fall.

I just didn't feel satisfied on my way home, so I decided that when I got home I'd look at the online classifieds. When I did, I found an interesting position. Apparently the vet where my family took the dog was looking for a receptionist. My mom had made the previous comment that I would like the ladies that worked there, so I figured it was a great idea. I printed out a resume and went on my way.

I arrived at the clinic, walked in. I thought it was nice that one of the vets that worked there was cute, and I wrote it off and filled out my application. Another vet walked in and said hi, and I thought it was nice that she was cute too. Lucky her.

Then another cute girl that worked there walked in.

And another.

This whole clinic was overrun by cute vets and lab techs. "Good Lord," I thought. "Now how could I serve You working here?"

Then I saw the cats. I love cats. The first vet I met (I think her name is Kim) noticed me staring at the cages, and we started talking about cats. Thinking about it now, it's cool that we talked, because it helped me get my foot in the door for the job. That and her interest in the scars that Sparky's given me is a good sign. I'd really like to work there, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that I'd be the only guy in a place overrun with pretty women. That would actually suck given my non dating status. I just think it would be fun using skills that are second nature to me, and working with all those cute animals! I saw a dog today that almost melted my heart. It was soooo cute. Anywho.

I do have to say something funny happened while I was at the vet. I got a little bored filling out my application, so I figured they could used a little humor at the clinic and started writing subtle jokes in my application. When I was asked what my subjects were in grade school, I replied "ABC's mostly. Also some math skills and taking naps."

Man I hope I get that job.

c 2002 Rabid Duckie Productions





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