Everything you never wanted to know about me

but I told you anyway...

My autobiography

I was born April 10, 1980, in no place in particular but if it had a name it would be called Tupelo, MS (yes, I live in Mississippi, and if any one has a problem with it then they can well... you don't wanna know). As far as I can tell twenty years later I'm still alive. Someone let me know if I'm wrong, as that would be rather embarassing.

I accepted Jesus as my Lord and savior and also recieved the baptism of the Holy Spirit on April 6th, 1999, four days before my 19th birthday. Almost nothing changed though, and it surprised me. Later I realized that I was supposed to do some work too, and in October 99 I rededicated myself to Him, completely giving my heart to God.

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Name: Wade... John Wade... The Fourth

Occupation: Lower management at Radio Shack (English trans: 2rd key)

Denomination: Nondenominational Christian

Marital Status: Oh you had to remind me, thanks... single.

School: Probably about to attend Christ for the Nations for seminary training

Favorite Subject: God

Likes: Last time I checked I enjoyed such things as:

Preaching (just ask my sister, once I get started I can't stop)

playing the sax (I hear I'm good, but I don't judge myself..... I just brag :) )

watching TV (I love Transformers, and Toonami on the cartoon network)

Spouting off completly random and insane things (MONKEY!!!)

Writing (why? Because I can!)

Playing Video games

Food (second only to God as being perfect)

Dislikes: everyone's got the things they don't like, and I have a lot of them....:

Spam... ugh

Radical Feminists who casturate guys in parking lots with broken beer bottles (I'm pretty sure this happened a couple of years ago around here....)

Satan... to hell with him, I say...

Country music... *shudders* (I don't have a problem with the people who listen to it though, so no mail bombs please...)

Teenyboppers... responsible for the fall of mankind since the Beatles Era.

Nicknames: AJ, Obi-Wan, "The Man", Stallion, Duckie, Johnny, JOHN!!!!

Future Goals: To serve Christ

Completely insane things you probably don't care to know: I used to collect chunks of torn down buildings

Special Distinctions: I talk to God, c'mon... being born, IQ of 145, Won the second blockbuster video game championship for my city for the SNES, Member of 1998 Mississippi Lion's All-State Band, being nicknamed "Tha Man" by the LFL (Legends For Life), earning the "e" later on

Favorite Sport To play: hockey, pool

To watch: don't like watching sports, except Australian Rules Rugby... Rugby ROCKS! It's full contact without the padding! While I was in London I was sitting in a pub watching a game... and I watched this guy get slammed into the ground so hard that it took 4 of his teammates to pull his head out of the ground!

Favorite Actors: Robin WIlliams, Chow-Yun Fait, Mel Gibson, Ewan McGregor, me.

Favorite Actresses: That's a tough one... ummmmmm... Molly Hamilton!! *laughs* but seriously, I'd say Julia Roberts... man she's a knockout... *drifts away* heee... also Elisabeth Shue, and Mira Sorvino

Favorite Writers: The Holy Spirit, Tim LaHaye, Jerry Jenkins, Michael Crichton, Ralph Waldo Emerson, me

Favorite Quotes: "Time is only something that we use to constrain ourselves" --myself
"Personally, I enjoy being me, I don't think anyone else could do it as well!" --me again
"What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us" --Ralph Waldo Emerson
"If a man hasn't found something worth dying for, he isn't fit to live" -- Dr Martin Luther King, Jr

Best Pickup Line: The only one that works... "Hi, I'm (your name here)... and you are?"

Influences

Jesus Christ

If you don't know why He's here, find out. It'll do you a great deal of good.

Cy Williams

My former speech teacher at ICC. Not only a mentor to me but a friend as well. Sometimes after class when I'd have nothing to do we'd sit and talk about the way things are, and talking about experiences. At first glance he seems a bit eccentric, but if you talk to him he'll remind you of Robin Williams with the charm of Rip Taylor. You can't help liking the man, he's a brilliant speaker and he taught me a lot about talking to people. From what he's told me about her, his wife is a good woman too.

Dennis Miller

I may not like the language the guy uses... in fact I don't even watch the show anymore because of it, but watching Dennis Miller Live in my worse days taught me a lot about telling things in such a way that even if you don't like what he's saying, you still pay attention.

Robin Williams

I grew up wanting to be him when I saw Good Morning Vietnam. My sense of humor evolved over watching countless Comedy Reliefs, and he's the man that inspired me to get into acting. Only he could've played Garp, Dr Hunter "Patch" Adams, and well... everything he's been in. He's a great comedian with a twist: he can actually act.

Rebecca St James

Quite frankly an amazing woman. Truly a gift from God... I've never heard of anyone today that's been able to inspire me as much as she does. Her music is incredible, and her faith is childlike. She's touched so many people, and I actually got to see her in concert on April 30, 2001. It changed my life. And I promised myself I wouldn't say this (to avoid seeming shallow) but her beauty is heavenly... man...

Okay, okay... here I am (as of 1998)... big nose and all... be sure to click on me... ^_^