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giant mutant man-eating multicoloured dust bunnies
-Sent in by H
Okay... you know... I have a cousin that lost an toe to one of these...
But seriously, Giant Mutant Man-eating Multicoloured Dust Bunnies are a plague to mankind, and they must be destroyed on sight... only problem is, they bleed pure paint... so when you punk one you're gonna lose a good shirt. But it can be quite beneficial if you off one right next to your house, cause then you get a free paint job!
People who have nothing better to do that sit around and send subjects for Duck Droppings
-Sent in by H
*wonders* Does this mean I have a groupie??? *grins* Groovy...
The possibility of a hostile Canadian takeover of the US
-Sent in by H, who just gave away that she's Canadian Not gonna happen... we Southerners are gonna do it first :) Have a nice day, ya'll...
Making people wait for 'gumbo on...'
-Sent by a very impatient H
pbbbbbbbt :þ
Puppets
-Sent in by H
Aren't we all?
Little sisters
-Sent in by H
Boy, Cousteau would've had a field say with these, n'est pas? My little sister is an experience, let me tell you.... One minute she's fun to be around then the next she's extremely difficult...
Tupelo
-Sent in by H
In case no one knows... Tupelo, MS, USA... the birthplace of Elvis Presley... I'd rather not be here right now, I'd much rather be somewhere else. But this is a nice place though, but it's really boring.
Pinecones
-Sent in by the 8th letter of the alphabet
Pinecones... aka... Prehistoric enemas...
Lord Of the Dance
-Sent in by H
Probably gay... insanely gay.... he can dance... but he's still probably gay. Why do I know this? He works with a ton of Irish redheads and hasn't married one of them yet
String
-Sent in by H
the one weakness of the giant mutant man-eating multicoloured dust bunnies... it protects you from the paint blood!
Seatbelts on planes
Four words - turbulence
- fall
- broken
- neck
Naked Jello Wrestling
-Sent in by H
Um...... okay...
dictionaries
-Sent in by H
dic`tion-ar'y (n): the source of most of my homework for six years. see also: life saver (french dictionary at least)
on a horse
-Sent in by H
Yikes! I don't have a problem with horses, just don't make me ride them!!! Please!
In satin
-sent in by a canadian flirt
Allrightythen....
broken hearts
-sent in by a bleeding soul
We all bleed sometimes, because we feel that those we thought we loved had let us down, or worse... not even noticed us. But trust me: there's one person for everybody...
I give you my word of honor on that one. Quoth the Insane One, nevermore...
Breakfast
-Sent in by (guess who?) H
Personally, I like Breakfast (but not as much as dinner)... until my parents force me to eat it for dinner which in my book is a major sin!
Stuffed animals
-Sent in by H (I'm starting to think that she's the only one that comes here)
They taste great! Especially turkey!
Soup
-Sent in by a person who's making me hungry
Soup is just water with something that gives it flavor. But I like soup, depending on what's in it.
Cows
-Sent in by a person who has a lot of time on her hands
Cows are a major source of my nutrition... which makes me the equivalent of the anti-christ to a Hindu person...
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