Lets Have Some Fun

	1. Where is the North America's oldest Japanese Elm tree located? UMass Campus Pond Whimore, Amherst South College Mississippi
	2. Who is the meanest HTML master this side of the mason dixon line? Bill Cava Chris Funk Joe Kislo Uncle Jesse
	3. What valley is UMass located in? Death Valley Pioneer Valley Silicon Valley Napa Valley
	4. What is the UMass logo? The minuteman The minutewoman The minuteperson The ColdTurkeys
	5. This website ... is aces. commands & conquers. is a pittyful waste of memory. has a long URL.
	6. One time while Bill was board he ... calculated pi to more than a thousand decimal places wrote up these questions. remembered that he forgot to remember something. sang 1,000 Bottles of Beer on the wall
	7. Who is Chris Funk? A master jazz bass player. The King. A lone mercenary fighting a forgotten battle in a distant country. One of the brains behind this operation.
	8. What is a computer? An instrument of torture. A friend, someone to talk to. A way to get things done faster, easier!. A good investment idea.
	9. What is the Ethernet? A net to capture EtherBunny with. A quick knock out. Deciding between two nets. Too slow.
	10. If at first you don't succeed ... call it version 1. try again. you might think about a job in programming. you smile and greet the challenge!

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