beaver.wav
Frank: "Nice beaver!"
Jane: "Thank you. I just had it stuffed."
Frank: "Let me help you with that."
biggun.wav
Jane: "I've heard police work is dangerous."
Frank: "It is. That's why I carry a big gun."
Jane: "Aren't you afraid it might go off accidentally?"
Frank: "I used to have that problem."
Jane: "What'd you do about it?"
Frank: "I just think about baseball."
chance.wav
Ed: "He's on life-support. Doctors say he's got a 50/50 chance of living, although there's only a 10% chance of that."
