There's a drink they make in Scotland,
Its name is Irn Bru
The packaging is hard to miss
With striking orange and blu
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Oh, Mister Barr, We think you're a star
And the drink that you make is just great
Cos it's full of Caffeine and Sugar and fizz
and Ammonium Ferric Citrate
It's the favourite drink here in Alba,
even counting beer and whisky
It's said to be a great hangover cure
and is known to make some people frisky
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You can buy it in big plastic bottles,
Or smaller ones made out of glass.
Or even in cans, there are so many fans
For this drink that's the top of the class
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It's the Scottish top soft drink (or soda)
Even outselling Pepsi and Coke
Although some Heathens say that the plasticky taste,
really makes them want to go and boak
Chorus
There's a drink they make in Scotland,
Its name is Irn Bru
The packaging is hard to miss
With striking orange and blu
written by Andrew Marriott
Copyright 2000 Wet Kipper Music