There was a man who thought that he would go and tell the world
Of how his life could change so much since meeting this fine girl.
Hair of gold and teeth so white, she really was a stunner.
And when she flashed a smile at you, she got you in a oner.
She had a body beautiful, and curves in the right places.
She spoke 6 different languages, and knew all the latin grammar cases.
She had degrees in physics, maths, psychology and cooking.
She never ever picked her nose, even when no-one was looking.
Once you looked into her eyes, you'd awake 10 minutes later.
She'd never do a single thing to cause someone to hate her.
Her singing voice was heavenly, her accent warm and tender,
And when she spoke it was as if his heart was in a blender.
Her face was always smiling, she was never ever grumpy.
She made great chocolate custard and not once did it turn lumpy,
But this chap's quest to woo her was soon knocked upon it's head
For upon her finger is a ring, she is already wed !!!!!
written by Andrew Marriott
Copyright 2000 Wet Kipper Music
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