Why do people talk much louder when they're on a mobile phone?
Why do kids always get messy when they eat an ice-cream cone?
Why is it that strange noises only happen in the dark?
Why do I always step in something nasty in the park?
Why is it when you're vacuuming the cord is just too short?
Why is it when you're in a rush the printer cries, "ABORT"?
Why is it when you need it, it is no-where to be found?
Why do they make square yoghurt pots when every spoon in the world is round?
Why is it when you're in a queue, the other one moves faster?
Why is it I can never cook perfect 'al dente' pasta?
Why is it that the shops no longer stock Cremola Foam?
Why do double glazing salesmen only call when you are home?
Why are my Christmas presents always smelly stuff and socks?
Why is there only ever Spam in my email inbox?
Why is it I'm allergic to cut grass and oil seed rape?
Why can I never find the end on rolls of sellotape?
Why does it always rain on barbecues or a parade?
Why do dogs and horses always know when you're afraid?
Why is it 'cause I'm Scottish, folks assume that I like Scotch?
Why is it my team never wins when I decide to watch?
Why is it there's no other word that seems to rhyme with orange?
Why do some cry "oh yes there is" and proudly claim "it's DOORHINGE"?
written by Me
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