Jokes

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Here's some riddles from my 6 year old's birthday card.
Hope you enjoy these, Quentin Blackerby

1. What fish likes bubble gum?

2. What kind of fish do you see after a rain storm?

3. What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

4. What kind of fish do cowboys ride?

5. What fish has nine lives?

Answers: 1. blow fish 2. rainbow trout 3. peanut butter & jellyfish 4. seahorse 5. catfish

This was submitted by Eric Merkel:

Boating term = A boat is a hole in the water, into which one pours all their money. (that's an old one)

Reef term = A reef tank is a whole lot of water in the living room, into which one pours all their money.

These were submitted by Mike Norris:

1. What fish has the deepest voice?

2. What fish is a celebrity?

3. What fish always carries a sharp weapon?

4. What fish comes in different flavors and shakes when moved?

answers..1 bass, 2 starfish, 3 swordfish, 4 jellyfish

~Animan~

A swordfish swam into a sandbar, and the bar tender said,

"Why the long face?"

********************************** Gregg Miller

Q: What is a true saltwater aquarist's favorite holiday?

A: Tangsgiving

*********************************** Tom Miller