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CM's:

Sam the man came in
and said with a toothy grin:
Behave in chat
or else I'll bat
you so far out you'll be in....
written by SamuraiCat

debby was relaxing in chat
and was harrassed by "the nat"
Sam came in
and with a grin
She booted them both out the back...
written by SamuraiCat

Sam was snoozing at his post
when a chatter making the most
sent an url
of a "girl"
but debby-in-hiding made him toast....
written by SamuraiCat

There was a cool mouse named Jerry
In Cape chat he often would tarry
He made them roar
With his antics galore
He is so goofy, he's scary!
written by Jerry Mouse.

CHATTERs:
(Smiley-face/Smiley-bikini)

Smiley bikini was showing off
and Sam said with a cough:
"Smiley you're cute
but to be resolute
you'd better change, it's falling off!"
written by SamuraiCat

(Thumper)

Someone booted the bunny,
It really wasn't funny,
she came back,
on the attack,
But everyone claimed to be chummy!
written by SamuraiCat

(Tigress)

Tigress had to go to bed,
Without the limerick in Sam's head,
His mind was mush
As he tried to rush
He finished after Tigress had tread....
written by SamuraiCat

Sam sent Tigress' to her mail
So as to arrive without fail
when she awoke
she found the joke:
"I have two!" she said with a wail!
written by SamuraiCat

(NINAakaBADGIRL)

Nina being true to her name
was starting some folks to flame
Sam came alert
as She said quite impert:
"Being a BadGirl's my fame!"
written by SamuraiCat

(Galena & Gabby)

Galena and Gabby were gabbing
when along came a chatter a grabbing
the ladies were hurt,
then Sam came alert,
Sam booted with his sword a-jabbing...
written by SamuraiCat

(SJA)

SJA's chatting on more than one site,
once at CC, and once at excite:
She's hurredly typing,
So no one'd be griping,
Worried what she misses might give her a fright.
written by SamuraiCat

(sneek)

there once was a chatter named sneek
who snuck into the Cape for a peek
she gave it a chance
and did the "Snoopy Dance"
then left with all smiling cheek-to-cheek.
written by sneek!

(General)

There once was a chatter on Geo,
Who was born as a Leo.
He chatted until late,
Never had a date,
So now he's studying Theo.
written by MenThal