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Laws of Thermodynamics


The Cynicist-realist's laws of thermodynamics
  1. You can't win.
  2. You can't break even.
  3. You'll never get there.


First Law: "The internal energy of a system is constant unless it is changed by doing work or by heating."


Second Law: "For any spontaneous process, there is always an increase in the entropy of the universe."


Third Law: "The entropy of a pure crystalline substance at absolute zero is zero."