The Onion!! This is hysterical, updated weekly & always funny. I got the book & it was well worth it.
The Dialectizer is pretty cool, you can translate any web page into redneck, jive, or moron -- to name a few.
Saturday Night Live's 
-- I have the book which is pretty much the same.
Matt Drudge has his critics but in addition to the "latest scoop" his page has links to ALL other news sources, a very helpful starting point.
Come see how 
has rated UVA better than your school ;-)
Learn how to spell it AND what it means! 
Everybody needs an almanac, 
Potomac Appalachian Trail Club has a VERY comprehensive site, I'm a member too! 
jonnytrumpet@geocities.com
