Those Sadistic Facts and Figures

 

Remember the disturbed kid at school who enjoyed torturing domestic pets and pulling the legs off insects – just to enjoy their pain. Remember how you’d do anything to make sure the sad, sick little fucker didn’t sit next to you in class. Well the psychotic squaddie in the making, is nothing compared to our Prince Philip.

 

By 1993 deranged Phil’, who has an arsenal of over 56 shooting rifles, had personally killed for the pleasure of murdering:

 

15,000 pheasants

15,000 assorted other birds

2 crocodiles

60 wild boar (killing 50 in one day)

hundreds of stags

and a tiger

 

Not bad for the president of the World Wildlife Fund.

 

(source, Mail on Sunday. 7.2.93)