Jenny Tarr - 10/25/00 22:45:39
My URL:http://pearljam.com
My Email:tarrjen@aol.com
Best article: Pete & Jeremy in love
Favorite Pete picture: close-up sweaty Pete
Message to Pete: You kick ass
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I am hurt and discouraged that the last update to your webpage was almost 2 years ago! I will admit that I just bonded with my computer because you guys are sooo funny. We shared an enlightening experience! Pearl Jam kicks complete ass.
Thank you and goodnight.
Jen
clint Hardy - 09/13/00 14:11:21
My URL:http://www.constitutionparty.com
Best article: first one
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Please visit the Constitution Party Internet H.Q.
- 01/07/00 21:06:09
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Sum Ting Wong - 08/07/99 17:46:39
My Email:davidkozak@hotmail.com
Best article: The one where Pete comes out of the closet
Favorite Pete picture: The one of him in a tight Superman costume plastered to the ceiling of my bedroom
Message to Pete: WTF
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Hey, speaking of Pete.. Where the hell did he go? Can someone send me his new non-maurey email? He used to molest me on ICQ but has abandoned me like so many others.
Oh yeah, your webpage.. uh, it's "nice".
Brian Sweeney - 07/22/99 08:50:12
My URL:Tralfamadore is My Page
Best article: Anything written by me. The others are okay, but mine are truly suberb.
Favorite Pete picture: The body shot of him spread out on the bed with his arms stretched over his head.
Message to Pete: Dear Pete,
Your balls smell nice.
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Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait! Elissa's boyfriend has an Ace Ventura tattoo?
jeremy... - 07/15/99 05:20:51
Message to Pete: I love you, Pete
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HEY! she's dating ryan now, she's not "bi". If you're with ryan, you're straight as the Nile is long. Trust me...i've said too much.
God, I love this page...
(silently weeping)
George Lazenby - 06/29/99 22:00:28
Favorite Pete picture: Framed in a heart.... I think it was my heart.
Message to Pete: It must be raining, because a man ain't supposed to cry... but I look up and I don't see a cloud
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So at one point, you were all playing GoldenEye (or as Keith Postma referred to it, "Gat") for money? Had it really come to that? I'm ashamed. In all of you. Also, I heard Dan Telfer really sucked the last time anyone checked. And that Ryan Foster took hi
Bi girlfriend to an Ani DiFranco concert. And that Jeremy King and Telfer's brother wanted to re-shoot Willow frame for frame. And Frank Cristelli still lives at home. Elissa Earman is dating someone with an Ace Ventura tattoo. Brian Sweeney is still him
elf.
Did it have to end like this? Have none of you any respect for yourselves? None of these things are untrue! Did you know that Dan, in fact, is eating meat again?? HE WASTED FIVE YEARS OF HIS LIFE BEING A PASTY WEAKINGLING.
I pity all of you.
Jeremy King - 03/02/99 04:02:03
My Email:petercoyote27@hotmail.com
Best article: All the Goldeneye articles
Favorite Pete picture: The one of him on the horse.
Message to Pete: Pete, I love you.
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As I read over the Love Letters articles I'm touched by their innocence. They seem to come from a different time, a happier time. I remember sunshiney spring days of 98, meeting Dan and Ryan in the computer lab and watching ryan update the page before w
jaunted off to Subway for a quick bite to eat. Those were good days, happy days. The computer lab was not an empty hollow shell, as it is now, but a place where everyone knew you name. Like Cheers. Yes, goodbye, Love Letters From Trafalmadore, whenev
r I look back at you I will always remember the good days of Columbia, and of course, Pete. Sweety Petey, how I lusted after and loved you. always..........................
Brian and Frank are both really fat - 02/23/99 23:30:12
My URL:http://www.brianandfrankarebothreallyfat.com/main.html
My Email:brianandfrank@arebothreallyfat.net
Best article: Brian is Really Fat by Frank Cristelli, or Frank is Really Fat by Brian Sweeney
Favorite Pete picture: The one where Brian and Frank are both really fat
Message to Pete: "Brian and Frank are both really fat"
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Brian and Frank are both really fat.
Packy Pants - 02/17/99 13:44:20
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I'm really looking forward to the release of the movie Hillary & Jackie, sure to be Oscar bound.
Neil Diamond - 02/17/99 00:03:50
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I blew my dick snot into her yapper, then wiped my prick off on her curtains.
Adam Cristelli - 02/05/99 00:30:14
My Email:jeremowse@aol.com
Favorite Pete picture: All
Message to Pete: I have a love that will always remain unrequited.
Comments:
Has anyone seen my testicles? They are small and brown.
Damn that Weingartner - 02/01/99 06:33:33
My URL:http://www.snopes.com/spoons/faxlore/clinton.htm
My Email:dantelfer@hotmail.com
Best article: The one that called MTX emo
Favorite Pete picture: the one on the McDonalds bouncy thing
Message to Pete: where are all the good men dead? In the heart or in the head?
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Unfortunately, I still have a web page I update once a week. How sad that I am the only real loser, eh? Also, I still play a lot of GoldenEye.. . but with no one who can match up to Boris, just a bunch of hopefuls who play as the Helicopter pilot and the
rctic commando.. Where are you Trevelyan? Mayor McRice?!?!? MAYOR MCRICE?
Rick Moranis - 01/31/99 22:24:20
My Email:moranis@hotmail.com
Best article: Love Theme for James Cromwell
Favorite Pete picture: the horsey one
Message to Pete: Honey, I Pooped in Pete Davisson's Hair. You in?
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Goodbye Love Letters. Thank you for giving me a place to share my feelings and make new friends. I'll miss you forever.