Well, c'mon, all of you big strong men Your Uncle Sam needs your help again He's got himself in a terrible jam Way down yonder in Vietnam So put down your books and pick up a gun We're gonna have a whole lotta fun And, it's one, two, three What are we fightin' for? Don't ask me, I don't give a damn Next stop is Vietnam And it's five, six, seven, Open that pearly gate There ain't no time to wonder why Whoppee! We're all gonna die! Well, c'mon generals, let's move fast You're big chance is here at last Now you can go out and get those reds 'Cause the only good commie is one that's dead And you know that peace can only be won When we blow 'em all to kingdom come And it's one, two, three, What are we fightin' for Don't ask me, I don't give a damn Next stop is Vietnam And it's five, six, seven Open those pearly gates There ain't no time to wonder why Whoppee! We're all gonna die! And c'mon Wall Street, don't move slow Man, this is war a go-go There's plenty of money to be made Supplying the army with the tools of its trade Just hope and pray if they drop the bomb They drop it on the Viet Cong And it's one, two, three What are we fightin' for Don't ask me, I don't give a damn Next stop is Vietnam And it's five, six, seven Open those pearly gates, There ain't no time to wonder why Whoppee! We're all gonna die! C'mon mothers, throughout the land Pack your boys off to Vietnam C'mon father, don't hesitate Send your sons off before it's too late Be the first one on the block To have your boy come home in a box! And it's one, two, three What are we fightin' for, Don't ask me, I don't give a damn, Next stop is Vietnam And it's five, six, seven Open those pearly gates! There ain't no time to wonder why Whoppee!! We're all gonna die! Country Joe and the Fish Return to Public Library