In response to the very large number of questions and other emails regarding our Cool Options project, we have prepared this partial-quote from our Cool Options Project Committee (click here to read the full text of the quote):
"We are looking for all and any ways to exploit loopholes in the laws which will enable us to extend this product [CWI CoolOptions disclaimer] beyond a shelved experiment in mind control to the mass market and rake in a considerably large, super-sized profit in the process.
We wish to assure you, however, that all testing and program development falls within the accepted practices of many cults and, hence, YOU HAVE nothing TO FEAR from US."
This Group Of Clever Canadian College Kids Has Been Blasting Microsoft Since 19 September, 1994, Eh?
And YOU, dear friend, are enlightenee number
This IS The Great Awakening...
CYBERWIZ INC. AT A GLANCE: