June 12, 1997

Poor, dumb Mike is only the premier

By CHRISTINA BLIZZARD
Toronto Sun

 Harris isn't just smart, he's statesman-like. Critics can sneer, but he knows the only way Canada will stay united is through negotiation. Bouchard has more respect for him than most other politicians.
 For Harris to take a gunslinger approach, either way, would further divide the country. Ideologues like Hampton have difficulty understanding that, but Harris picks his words carefully.
 That's what he did when he waded into the issue of topless women at the same scrum yesterday.
 There's a fine line, he said, between someone baring all at the beach, where one might reasonably expect people to shed a layer or two, and someone else frolicking braless at a senior's festival downtown.
 "I think this summer will point out that we will have to find what that line is," Harris said.
 After all,if women can now parade topless, what's to stop men, in the name of liberation, from letting it all hang out? Suppose a marcher at the Gay Pride parade decided to make a stand for male equality by displaying his genitalia. He could argue that what's sauce for the goose should be gravy for the gander. But is Ontario ready for full frontal male nudity?
 Harris makes a good point. Anyone who has ever travelled to the south of France knows topless bathing only happens at the beach. You won't find the average French housewife discarding her halter while she's squeezing hamburger buns at the boulangerie.
 After all, the French are too fashion conscious.
 Are female topless squeegee girls exploiting their nudity for commercial ends? These are tricky questions. Before long, there will be pressure from most parts of the province for Ottawa to amend the Criminal Code to restrict topless (and bottomless) frolicks.
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