My top ten lists

Top Ten movies

1. Shawshank Redemption

2. The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers

3. Mallrats

4. Fight Club

5. The Usual Suspects

6. Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels

7. Patton

8. Airplane!

9. The Royal Tenanbaums

10. Requiem for a Dream

Top Ten Baseball movies

1. The Sandlot

2. The Natural

3. Major League

4. Field of Dreams

5. Little Big League

6. Bull Durham

7. Eight Men Out

8. Baseketball

9. Rookie of the Year

10. Major League II

Top Ten Dragonball Z characters

1. Vegeta

2. Kame-sennin

3. Chibi Trunks

4. Goten

5. Gohan

6. Chao-tsu

7. Gokou

8. Trunks

9. Koku Ou

10. Yajerobi

Top Ten MLB teams

1. Cincinnati Reds

2. Kansas City Royals

3. Boston Red Sox

4. Chicago Cubs

5. Cleveland Indians

6. Florida Marlins

7. Texas Rangers

8. Anaheim Angels

9. Seattle Mariners

10. Milwaukee Brewers

Top Ten NFL teams

1. Cleveland Browns

2. Seattle Seahawks

3. Detroit Lions

4. Oakland Raiders

5. Cincinnati Bengals

6. Buffalo Bills

7. Arizona Cardinals

8. Green Bay Packers

9. New York Jets

10. New York Giants

Top Ten NCAA teams

1. Ohio State Buckeyes

2. Penn State Nittany Lions

3. Miami Redhawks

4. Boston University Terriers

5. Syracuse Orangemen

6. South Carolina Gamecocks

7. Coast Guard Bears

8. Cincinnati Bearcats

9. East Carolina Pirates

10. Texas Christian Horned Frogs

Top Ten Mitch Hedberg Quotes

1. I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too.

2. I play sports-wait, no I don't, what the fuck?

3. You shouldn't wave to someone you don't know-cause what if they don't have a hand. They'll think you're cocky. "Look what I got, mother fucker. This thing is useful. I'm gonna go pick something up now."

4. If you're flammable and have legs, you're never blocking a fire exit.

5. A store clerk tried to give me a receipt one time for a donut. I said "I'll just give you the money, and you give me the donut-end of transaction. We don't have to bring ink and paper into this."

6. If carrots got you drunk, rabbits would be fucked up.

7. My friend asked me if I wanted a frozen banana. I said "No, but I want a regular banana later, so Yeah."

8. The other day I helped my friend stay put-its a lot easier than helping him move. All I had to do was make sure he did not start to load shit into a truck.

9. You should never tell someone they have a nice dimple, because what if they were shot in the face w/ a BB gun?

10. I was walking w/ my friend, and he said "I hear music." as if there is any other way to take it in. You're not special, man. That's how I receive it, too. I tried to taste music, but it did not work.

The Ten Most Gaey NY Yankees

1. Aaron Boone

2. Mariano Rivera

3. Roger Clemens

4. Joe Torre

5. Jason Giambi

6. Hideki Matsui

7. Derek Jeter

8. Andy Petitte

9. David Wells

10. John Flaherty

Top Ten Members of 1990 Cincinnati Reds

1. Chris Sabo

2. Glenn Braggs

3. Todd Benzinger

4. Billy Hatcher

5. Danny Jackson

6. Scott Scudder

7. Eric Davis

8. Jack Armstrong

9. Tom Browning

10. Mariano Duncan

Top Ten Movie Quotes *suggestions?

1. "If Benjamin were an Ice-cream flavor, he'd be Pralines and Dick."
-Garth Algar (Dana Carvey), Wayne's World

2. "Man, not a year goes by, not a year, that I don't hear about some escalator accident involving some bastard kid, that could have been easily avoided had some parent, I don't care which one, but some parent conditioned him to fear and respect that escalator."
-Brody Bruce (Jason Lee), Mallrats

3. "Yeah I called her up, she gave me a bunch of crap about me not listening to her, or something, I don't know, I wasn't really paying attention."
-Harry Dunne (Jeff Bridges), Dumb and Dumber

4. "You have to be prepared for the possibility that God does not like you."
-Tyler Durden (Brad Pitt), Fight Club

5. "O.K., let me tell you what Like a Virgin's about. It's all about this cooze who's a regular fuck machine, I'm talking morning, day, night, afternoon, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick. Then one day she meets this John Holmes motherfucker and it's like, whoa baby, I mean this cat is like Charles Bronson in the Great Escape, he's digging tunnels. Now, she's gettin the serious dick action and she's feeling something she ain't felt since forever. Pain. Pain. It hurts her. It shouldn't hurt her, you know her pussy should be Bubble Yum by now, but when this cat fucks her it hurts. It hurts just like it did the first time. You see the pain is reminding a fuck machine what it once was like to be a virgin. Hence, "Like a virgin."
-Mr. Brown (Quentin Tarantino), Reservoir Dogs

6. "Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker!"
-John McClane (Bruce Willis), Die Hard Trilogy

7. "Now I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. You won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country. Men, all this stuff you've heard about America not wanting to fight, wanting to stay out of the war, is a lot of horse dung. Americans traditionally love to fight. All real Americans, love the sting of battle. When you were kids, you all admired the champion marble shooter, the fastest runner, the big league ball players, the toughest boxers ... Americans love a winner and will not tolerate a loser. Americans play to win all the time. I wouldn't give a hoot in Hell for a man who lost and laughed. That's why Americans have never lost and will never lose a war. Because the very thought of losing is hateful to Americans. Now, an army is a team. It lives, eats, sleeps, fights as a team. This individuality stuff is a bunch of crap. The biggest bastards who wrote that stuff about individuality for the Saturday Evening Post, don't know anything more about real battle than they do about fornicating. Now we have the finest food and equipment, the best spirit, and the best men in the world. You know ... My God, I actually pity those poor bastards we're going up against. My God, I do. We're not just going to shoot the bastards, we're going to cut out their living guts and use them to grease the treads of our tanks. We're going to murder those lousy Hun bastards by the bushel. Now some of you boys, I know, are wondering whether or not you'll chicken out under fire. Don't worry about it. I can assure you that you'll all do your duty. The Nazis are the enemy. Wade into them. Spill their blood, shoot them in the belly. When you put your hand into a bunch of goo, that a moment before was your best friends face, you'll know what to do. Now there's another thing I want you to remember. I don't want to get any messages saying that we are holding our position. We're not holding anything, we'll let the Hun do that. We are advancing constantly, and we're not interested in holding onto anything except the enemy. We're going to hold onto him by the nose, and we're going to kick him in the ass. We're going to kick the hell out of him all the time, and we're going to go through him like crap through a goose. Now, there's one thing that you men will be able to say when you get back home, and you may thank God for it. Thirty years from now when you're sitting around your fireside with your grandson on your knee, and he asks you, "What did you do in the great World War Two?" You won't have to say, "Well, I shoveled shit in Louisiana." Alright now, you sons of bitches, you know how I feel. I will be proud to lead you wonderful guys into battle anytime, anywhere. That's all."
-George S. Patton (George C. Scott), Patton

8. "First Jive Dude: Shit man, that honky mus' be messin' my old lady... got to be runnin' cold upside down his head. You know?
Second Jive Dude: Hey home, I can dig it. You know he ain't gonna lay no mo' big rap up on you man.
First Jive Dude: I say hey sky, s'other s'ay I wan say?
Second Jive Dude: uhuh...
First Jive Dude: Pray to J I get the same ol' same ol'.
Second Jive Dude: Eh. Yo knock yourself a pro slick, gray matter live performas down now take TCB'in man.
First Jive Dude: Hey, you know what they say... See a broad, to get that booty yak 'em.
First Jive Dude, Second Jive Dude: Leg 'er down 'n smack 'em yak 'em
First Jive Dude: Cold got to be! You know? Shiiiiiiit."
-from Airplane!

9. "If you hold back anything, I'll kill ya. If you bend the truth or I think your bending the truth, I'll kill ya. If you forget anything I'll kill ya. In fact, you're gonna have to work very hard to stay alive, Nick. Now do you understand everything I've said? Because if you don't, I'll kill ya."
-Rory Breaker (Vas Blackwood), Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels

10. "Why shouldn't I work for the N.S.A.? That's a tough one, but I'll give it a shot. Say I'm working at N.S.A. Somebody puts a code on my desk, something nobody else can break. So I take a shot at it and maybe I break it. And I'm real happy with myself, 'cause I did my job well. But maybe that code was the location of some rebel army in North Africa or the Middle East. Once they have that location, they bomb the village where the rebels were hiding and fifteen hundred people I never had a problem with get killed. Now the politicians are sayin', "Send in the marines to secure the area" 'cause they don't give a shit. It won't be their kid over there, gettin' shot. Just like it wasn't them when their number was called, 'cause they were pullin' a tour in the National Guard. It'll be some guy from Southie takin' shrapnel in the ass. And he comes home to find that the plant he used to work at got exported to the country he just got back from. And the guy who put the shrapnel in his ass got his old job, 'cause he'll work for fifteen cents a day and no bathroom breaks. Meanwhile my buddy from Southie realizes the only reason he was over there was so we could install a government that would sell us oil at a good price. And of course the oil companies used the skirmish to scare up oil prices so they could turn a quick buck. A cute little ancillary benefit for them but it ain't helping my buddy at two-fifty a gallon. And naturally they're takin' their sweet time bringin' the oil back, and maybe even took the liberty of hiring an alcoholic skipper who likes to drink martinis and play slalom with the icebergs, and it ain't too long 'til he hits one, spills the oil and kills all the sea life in the North Atlantic. So my buddy's out of work and he can't afford to drive, so he's got to walk to the job interviews, which sucks 'cause the schrapnel in his ass is givin' him chronic hemorroids. And meanwhile he's starvin' 'cause every time he tries to get a bite to eat the only blue plate special they're servin' is North Atlantic scrod with Quaker State. So what do I think? I'm holdin' out for somethin' better. Why not just shoot my buddy, take his job and give it to his sworn enemy, hike up gas prices, bomb a village, club a baby seal, hit the hash pipe and join the National Guard? I could be elected president."
-Will Hunting (Matt Damon), Good Will Hunting

Top Ten Simpsons Characters

1. Homer Simpson

2. Hans Moleman

3. Gil

4. Grandpa Simpson

5. Chief Wiggum

6. Duffman

7. Disco Stu

8. Barney Gumble

9. The Comic Book Guy

10. Ranier Wolfcastle

Top Ten Beers of the World

1. Michelob Amber Bock

2. Labatt Blue

3. George Killian's Irish Red

4. Dos Equis

5. Heineken

6. Beck's

7. Samuel Adams Light

8. Samuel Adams

9. Rolling Rock

10. Honey Brown

Top Ten Pizza Places

1. Cassano's

2. The Flying Pizza

3. Donatos

4. Pizza Hut

5. Catfish Biff's

6. Hound Dog's

7. Minuteman Pizza

8. The Monkey

9. Papa John's

10. East of Chicago