From anarchy-list-request@cwi.nl Mon Aug 25 14:47:12 1997 Return-Path: Received: from hera.cwi.nl (hera.cwi.nl [192.16.191.1]) by roo.unixnet.org (8.8.5/8.8.5) with ESMTP id OAA09436 for ; Mon, 25 Aug 1997 14:47:11 -0400 Received: from localhost by hera.cwi.nl with ESMTP id TAA18235; Mon, 25 Aug 1997 19:45:50 +0200 (MET DST) Received: from sherrill.kiva.net (sherrill.kiva.net [206.97.64.4]) by hera.cwi.nl with ESMTP id TAA18231 for ; Mon, 25 Aug 1997 19:45:49 +0200 (MET DST) Received: from localhost (dcombs@localhost) by sherrill.kiva.net (8.8.5/8.8.5) with SMTP id MAA09198 for ; Mon, 25 Aug 1997 12:45:46 -0500 Date: Mon, 25 Aug 1997 12:45:45 -0500 (EST) From: danceswithcarp To: Crime Wave Subject: Spam Message-ID: MIME-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: TEXT/PLAIN; charset=US-ASCII Sender: anarchy-list-request@cwi.nl Status: RO X-Status: Comparison of Religious Theory in the Late 20th Century Capitalism - He who dies with the most toys, wins. Hari Krishna - He who plays with the most toys, wins. Catholicism - He who denies himself the most toys, wins. Anglican - They were our toys first. Greek Orthodox - No, they were OURS first. Branch Davidians - He who dies playing with the biggest toys, wins. Atheism - There is no toy maker. Polytheism - There are many toy makers. Evolutionism - The toys made themselves. Church of Christ, Scientist - We are the toys. Communism - Everyone gets the same number of toys, and you go straight to hell if we catch you selling yours. B'Hai - All toys are just fine with us. Amish - Toys with batteries are surely a sin. Taoism - The doll is as important as the dumptruck. Mormonism - Every boy can have as many toys as he wants. Voodoo - Let me borrow that doll for a second. Hedonism - To heck with the rule book!? Let's play! Hinduism - He who plays with bags of plastic farm animals, loses. 7th Day Adventist - He who plays with his toys on Saturday, loses. Church of Christ - He whose toys make music, loses. Baptist - Once played, always played. Jehovah's Witnesses - He who sells the most toys door-to-door, wins. Pentecostalism - He whose toys can talk, wins. Existentialism - Toys are a figment of your imagination. Confucianism - Once a toy is dipped in the water, it is no longer dry. Non-denominationalism - We don't care where the toys came from, let's just play with them. Agnosticism - It is not possible to know whether toys make a bit of difference. HAND! Have A Nice Day! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ To subscribe/unsubscribe to HAND list, send message to majordomo@bapp.com in body type: subscribe HAND Comments, send to Cheryl Rogers - smiles@bapp.com We hope you enjoy this list! .