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OFFICIAL SITE OF THE R.I.M.
RIBATEJO'S INDEPENDENCE MOVEMENT
It is the time!
Friends, Ribatejans, countrymen! We have been too much time under the shackles of Lisbon! We are their
water and bread. Imagine! If we cut the river, they will die of thirst! if we cut the roads, they'll perish with
hunger! We are the reason for this country to exist! And what have they given us? Nothing! They keep all the
wealth to themselves, and meanwhile our people grows poor! My friend, join the RIM and together we'll build a
better Ribatejo! QUESTION: DOESN'T THIS SOUND FAMILIAR?
Here is the map we propose to our great country! It includes the historical Ribatejo and the lands under current
rule of Santarém. We must protect our fellow people! We must clean the others that are on OUR rightful land!
We must eliminate the Estremenhos that have invaded the East, the Alentejanos that are exploring the West and the South,
the Beirões that are plundering the North! Let's do more! Wherever there's a Ribatejan, it will be Ribatejo! QUESTION: ISN'T THE MAP A LITTLE BIGGER THAN THE OTHER ONE? AND THIS? DOES IT RING A BELL?
Come along, and by the enlightened command of our leader Mr. Pancona Mete-Nojo, together but alone, we'll build the
GREAT RIBATEJO
!!!
ANY SIMILARITY WITH YUGOSLAVIA IS NOT A COINCIDENCE!
IT IS FOR YOU TO THINK ABOUT THIS...
