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Alleged statesman Yassir Arafat (may his name and memory be erased),
who started his career by murdering
Israeli preschoolers in cold blood, then used his position as ruler of
the fledgeling Palestinian government to embezzle billions of dollars
from his starving people and allegedly have his way with their young
boys, finally kicked the bucket today. He is expected to share a cell in
Hell with fellow anti-Semites Adolf Hitler (may his name and memory be
erased) and Josef Stalin (ditto).
Burn, baby, burn! |
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Separated at birth:
Death Toll from W's Fruitless WMD Search Tops 1000
Several times a year, the Federal Reserve puts out a document called The Beige Book that tells the state of the economy in each of the Federal Reserve districts. Compare the job situation in your home town to that of the rest of the country.
Allah Smites 5000 of His Faithful in Wrathful Earthquake
The death toll has now surpassed one thousand, over a year after President Bush's arrival at an aircraft carrier festooned with a banner reading "MISSION ACCOMPLISHED". So far this continually rising body count has yielded neither the fabled Weapons of Mass Destruction nor any concrete ties between Saddam's regime and Al Qaeda.
Saddam Hussein Captured, and He Looks Like Santa Clause
So far Al Qaeda has not claimed responsibility.
Santa Clause spotted at the North Pole? Not quite. They finally found old Saddam Hussein in Tikrit, and he's alive!
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