HAPPY 25th BIRTHDAY SHERRIA
It comes to us all eventually
Twenty
five already, who'd have thought it. A third of her life. Old enough to
have seen
- The falling of the Berlin Wall.
- The Falklands War.
- A Labour Governement
- The demise of Communism
- Socilalists in the Houses of Parliment
Old
enough to have
- Had a longterm relationshitp with a younger man
- Eaten a pair of Nick Perham's Pants only moments er they had been taken
from Nicks body after a day of wearing.
- Sung (drunkenly) Stand by your Man to a room full of men
- Lived in the Crystal Centre of the Wolrd - Totnes
- Hosted dinner parties !!
- Bought a dining room table
- Been to dinner parties where the host takes off all her clothes and
runs around naked
- Hosted an Ann Summers Party
- A dedicated
web page
- Owned a VW Camper Van
- Bought and played to death a play station
- Been on a rallying course
- Handbrake turned
- Got drunk on her 18th birthday that she stripped off to reveal the
sexy new lingerie that her mother had given her as a presenttat very morning
- Left a public loo in the centre of Paris with her skirt tucked into
her knickers .
- Owned a 2CV
- smshed up five cars
- had her boyfriend fart in her face during oral sex
and
Fancied a guy enough that whilst she was at college she and a friend
went around in her Dad's car to sit outside his house hoping for a glimpse
of him. As time passed Sherria got more and more nervous, when he eventually
appared, she panicked put the car into gear to drive off and promptly reversed
up the curb and into a lamppost. She calmly rectified this situation by
putting it into first driving ars someones garden and into the nearby supermarket
car park. At this point things really get bad, her friend assessed the
damage, smashed light, bent bumper etc. etc. and the only person Sherria
knew who could fix it all up was....the guy whose house the whole incident
occured outside.
Too
old to
- really still be playing Duke Nukem
- go the cinema to watch a PG film without borrowing someone elses child
- go 'trapping' on her own
- be able to buy childrens clothes to avoid paying VAT
- go on an Club 18-30 holiday
No onis quite sure what to expect for her Birhday this thursday but
one thing is for sure, if previuscuts o her life are anything t o by, i
won't be dull.
enjoy it sheria
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