HAPPY 25th BIRTHDAY SHERRIA

It comes to us all eventually

Twenty five already, who'd have thought it. A third of her life. Old enough to have seen

  1. The falling of the Berlin Wall.
  2. The Falklands War.
  3. A Labour Governement
  4. The demise of Communism
  5. Socilalists in the Houses of Parliment

Old enough to have

  1. Had a longterm relationshitp with a younger man
  2. Eaten a pair of Nick Perham's Pants only moments er they had been taken from Nicks body after a day of wearing.
  3. Sung (drunkenly) Stand by your Man to a room full of men
  4. Lived in the Crystal Centre of the Wolrd - Totnes
  5. Hosted dinner parties !!
  6. Bought a dining room table
  7. Been to dinner parties where the host takes off all her clothes and runs around naked
  8. Hosted an Ann Summers Party
  9. A dedicated web page
  10. Owned a VW Camper Van
  11. Bought and played to death a play station
  12. Been on a rallying course
  13. Handbrake turned
  14. Got drunk on her 18th birthday that she stripped off to reveal the sexy new lingerie that her mother had given her as a presenttat very morning
  15. Left a public loo in the centre of Paris with her skirt tucked into her knickers .
  16. Owned a 2CV
  17. smshed up five cars
  18. had her boyfriend fart in her face during oral sex
  19. and

    Fancied a guy enough that whilst she was at college she and a friend went around in her Dad's car to sit outside his house hoping for a glimpse of him. As time passed Sherria got more and more nervous, when he eventually appared, she panicked put the car into gear to drive off and promptly reversed up the curb and into a lamppost. She calmly rectified this situation by putting it into first driving ars someones garden and into the nearby supermarket car park. At this point things really get bad, her friend assessed the damage, smashed light, bent bumper etc. etc. and the only person Sherria knew who could fix it all up was....the guy whose house the whole incident occured outside.

Too old to

  1. really still be playing Duke Nukem
  2. go the cinema to watch a PG film without borrowing someone elses child
  3. go 'trapping' on her own
  4. be able to buy childrens clothes to avoid paying VAT
  5. go on an Club 18-30 holiday

No onis quite sure what to expect for her Birhday this thursday but one thing is for sure, if previuscuts o her life are anything t o by, i won't be dull.

enjoy it sheria

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