What is happening with your excuse for a website ? My advise to you, Priesty, is to get with the programme, leave all the drugs and carousing to players from Manchester. So what has Priesty been missing? I will tell you what. I reckon that some shadowy Chelsea fan has purchased Leeds United and decided once and for all to destroy the club. How else can you begin to explain the appointment of Peter Reid? All right then, if that's not enough for you, how do you explain the hiring of Eddie Gray? Remember, sports fans, Eddie has already had one stint in control of the club where he demonstrated levels of ineptitude that would have made David O'Leary blush. I think that if you went up to Prof McKenzie and grasped him firmly by the hair and pulled, his mask would come away in your hand (Scooby-Doo style) to reveal none other than "Chopper" Harris. While we are on the conspiracy theories I can shed light on the true events that led to Carlo's blunder against the gooners. How else can you explain how the greatest goalie since Steve Francis made such a Priesty-style gaff? My sources have told me the whole shocking story - and the truth is that Carlo was forced to throw the match! Apparently Carlo's favourite niece was kidnapped days before the game and Carlo was told he would never see her again unless he did a Grobblelaar. Shocking eh? Who could be so evil to dream up such a dastardly plan? Think about it for a second; Who is Arsenal to the bone, hates Chelsea with a passion and is demented enough to resort to kidnap? Lee Dixon, that's who. You read it here first. So is Rio innocent or is does he have something to hide? Well I do not know the events and I am not going to pass judgement but I would like to make the following observations.
As a medical professional I would be interested in finding out if there are any recreational drugs out there that can be undetectable within 48 hours of ingestion (I would also like to know if they are any good). Please do not get me wrong, I am not for one moment suggesting that Rio is guilty of any wrong-doing. All I am saying is that he has a dodgy prison-pussy style beard favoured by some sections of the drug community and is acting guilty - surely the FA will not conclude, based on this evidence, that he is a waster ? Did you see the Spurs vs Villa match? Tottenham climbed to the heady heights of 12th, whilst Villa stay in the bottom 3. The standard of football was absolute wank, so imagine my surprise when my old kerb-crawling friend, Pleaty, was quoted as saying that Tottenham would be vying for one of the European places. Which season do you think David is talking about ? Surely he can't mean this season ? Can he ? I forget the title but I recently heard a song containing the immortal line "I'm gonna get my dog to do you dirty". Now I don't have a dog, but if I did I would command him to do Mihajlovic dirty. Here is a quote from this racist motherfucker on his spat with Mutu: "I want to clarify that if I had such a reaction [spitting] it was due to the fact that I was provoked in an undignified way. I have not apologised to Mutu." But in his defence Mihajlovic did go on to say that "Children should not use my behaviour that night as an example". This should strike a chord with Priesty who once received a stern ticking off at Chelsea for setting a bad example to some junior fans.
You see my point ?
Of course, Les. And I can confirm that all druggies have dodgy goatee beards. What's happening, Rio ? Either get tested or get to Narcotics Anonymous. Remember the old adage: you can't have your hashcake and eat it.
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Priesty's Chelsea FC Refuge.
Sir,
Les.
