Why have you not updated your tawdry website since December ? Have you been back in the Charter Clinic again ? I would have thought by now you'd begin to understand that a savage like you has no self-control and would avoid temptation at all costs. Anyway, since we last spoke a lot has happened that needs to be addressed in a rational and well balanced manner. So the final curtain has fallen on the Kenneth Bates Show - a show that I for one could not get enough of. The man is a genius and deserves our unwavering support. He took the club from out of the gutter and into the Champions League. When he arrived we had a shite ground now we have the best ground in the capital. When he arrived we had a dodgy team with little prospects, when he left we are on the verge of total Eurpoean domination. I would like to personally thank Sir Ken for everything he has done and wish him all the best for the future. The man is a living legend who is up there with Nelson Mandela, Mother Theresa, that bird in Burma and Michael Jackson. Goodbye Ken, thanks for everything. I read Chopper's views on Sir Ken with horror. If you did not catch Ron's comments he recently described Ken as a beardy cunt who should go fuck himself. Strong words Ronald, but I understand that you are a shadow of your former self who has done fuck all for this club since retiring and deserve our pity. My advice to you Ronny is to shut the fuck up. Dennis was recently awarded manager of the month for taking pub team Milwall through 6 matches without a defeat. At the same time Dennis found space in his hectic schedule to come out in support of Sir Ken, describing him as a legend who deserved better treatment from evil Peter Kenyon. I say well done Dennis and would like to congratulate you on a fucking great goal, in the San Siro with 10 minutes to go (watched by Tommy Seagull and his lovely wife Tracey). Getting fucked by Arsenal at every cunting turn is beginning to do me in big-time. However if you look at our 3 defeats this season, 2 were a direct result of Priesty-style goalkeeping errors and the other was because Carlo had to go off injured. I look forward to drawing them in the Champions league and predict a 3-1 victory to the Mighty Blue Boys. "Lucky Chelsea scrap through". This was how the gutter press described our spanking of Stuttgart. We have now played Stuttgart 3 times in Europe and have yet to concede a goal - tell me, is that luck ? I recently had an tear-up with a cabbie who suggested Chelsea play shit football and were lucky to win against the Germans. Needless to say I tore him a new arsehole and the only tip I gave him was not to wipe his arse with a broken bottle. Stuttgart will always be wankers. They were beaten by a better team, end of story. Cunts that they are. Did you catch the Fergie interview after they bombed out to lowly Porto ? It was fucking priceless. The man was a livid shade of red and looked like he was on the verge of a coronary. Can you imagine his conversation with Tourrette's sufferer Tim Howard ? Fergie: Now I make it a rule to try not to slag off current players - the only exception was Rocky Rocastle, but he really was too much. However I find myself physically sick when I see Sullivan's name on the team sheet. Surely it would have made more sense to retrieve Lenny Pidgely from Watford and given them Neil. Or failing that signed Priesty as cover while Carlo had his groin massaged. I cannot prove it but I think Sullivan is still playing for evil Tottenham Hotspurs. We'll be running round Tottenham with our willies hanging out. We know that Frank Sinclair is easily influenced but now he's running with the worst possible crowd. Try and think of the most offensive players in the British game - okay now take away Martin Keown, Gary Neville, Lee Dixon, that Welsh cunt Saunders, Lauren and Gary Mills and who is left? Gillespie and Dickov. Come on Frank, you were once the toast of the Bridge (well at least with me and Priesty). Okay you are at a dead-end club surrounded by a bunch of two bob has-beens but you've got to cop on and get with the fucking programme.
You see my point ?
I concur with nearly everything you have said, Les. You are slipping...
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Priesty's Chelsea FC Refuge.
Sir,
Les.
