Obviously you have suffered a nasty blow to your head, judging by your recent postings on your excuse for a website. Fuck off Jose ? Come on Tottenham ? Have you completely lost it ? Come on man, wake up and smell the orange bud. Perhaps you would like to know what has been going on in the real world during your temporary absence ? Allow me to educate you: Okay now we are enjoying our best start in 76 years and we are on track to win our second league title (one every 50 years!). We open our season by spanking Man Utd - this is the 1st time United have lost an opening day fixture since 1996. We then go to have the cleanest defence in the history of the world and destroy everybody in the Champions league. And yet we are labeled boring. Let's forget about the fact that all teams we have played to date have put 11 in defence and have played for a 0-0 draw. Forget the fact that we have played Utd, Liverpool and Boro (away), forget the fact that we are the only English team to ever win at Paris St Germain. Let me explain to all you who doubt Jose's plan. Step 1. How to forge a team out of superstars - do not lose a game at any cost. Step 2. Once you have gone 10 games undefeated the team will have huge confidence and self-belief. Now you can take the opposition to Sketchleys. Simple.
Neville Neville
I used to despise Gary Neville as the anti-christ. Everything about him - his accent, his 1940s spiv look, his football, his whining - moved me to violence. Take his latest outburst about who he would like to play for England (all fuelled because he was to mark Giggsy in the Wales match). He was quoted as saying he would have loved Roy Keane to play for England ! Surely he does not mean the Roy Keane who fights women in Nottingham night clubs ? Is this the same Roy who recently appeared in court charged with attacking a young boy with a dog lead ? But then I find out a disturbing fact about Gary's dad and agent - the fact that he calls himself Neville Neville (so good he was named twice!). What the fuck ? Life really is grim up north. Sorry, Gary I take it all back - you truly are a victim of an unfortunate childhood. I thought we had all agreed that Big Ron should be purged from history and his family forced into the "street meat" end of the prostitution market. However it seems that Fleet Street does not understand this (but this just underlines what a bunch of tossers the British press truly are). Here's the scene - the Spanish national coach is captured live on television trying to motivate that tart Reyes. How does he do this? By referring to Henry in terms that would only be acceptable in the Atkinson house. Strange logic, I agree, but there you are. Anyway the gutter press are now scratching their heads during an editorial meeting, thinking "who can we get to comment on this disgrace? Should we get Paul Cannonville to relate how he had to endure the moronic hatred of the combat 18 monkeys ? No, we will get Big Fat Ron to give us his two pence worth." Fucking priceless. Next the cunt will be a spokesman for the anti-nazi league and introducing Black Uhuru and Prince Fari at the Harlesden Community Centre ! On Sunday October 10, 2004 Gemma Clarke ran a survey of the 10 worst grounds in English football. Guess what ? The Bridge crept in at No.10. Here's what Gemma has to say on the subject (be warned: I suspect Gemma comes from a part of England where men keep ferrets, whippets and pigeons, drink mild and bemoan the day they closed t'pit): 'One of the most mean-spirited, unfriendly and scruffiest stadiums in the land. Not scruffy in a wholesome way,like Goodison Park for example, but in an extremely tacky, cheap, classless way - a £2-for-a-Mars-bar way. Where do this mob get the brassnecked spivvery to charge visiting fans £52 (Manchester Utd) and £48 (Newcastle)for a view not dissimilar to watching the match through a letterbox? Standing is a necessity. Truly a cesspit of everything that is crass about twenty-first century football.' · 'You can't enjoy a game there because you're overwhelmed with the sensation of being ripped off. Foul people.'
You see my point ?
Les.
No.
© 2004
Priesty's Chelsea FC Refuge.
Sir,
