Nice to see that you have finally stayed off the Xanax long enough to update your website. The world in 2005 is certainly a different place.. I read with interest about Man Utd's excellent recent form but I am confused. Didn't they just lose to at home to a Tottenham side that had not won a single game in the last 5 outings ? Fuck off Rio with your "we can catch Chelsea" nonsense. "Look I can drive with no hands, while on the blower and arsing around with the sounds." Fucking druggie. It really does say something about our new found influence that being held to a draw by lowly Man City is the headline on our morning newspapers. In my book a draw with Man City is an improvement on the last time we played them when we lost ! But my question is how did we fail to score against a team containing Calamity James, Danny "rentboy" Mills and Ratboy Fowler ? The world can be a fucking scary place. I never realised that Jamie Beattie was a hard man. I loved his quote "if I had head butted the cunt he'd have known all about it!" Oooh get you Jamie, with your dyed hair and love of clubbing. I dare you to call Duncan Ferguson a Taig - lets see how hard you are then. For your information William Gallas could kick six bags of shite out of you with one leg tied behind his back.
I read an excellent quote from Claude Makelele where he denied being a hard man on the grounds that he is only little. The last time I heard this defence was from the famous Jodie Morris who was in court denying bottling a West End bouncer. He got off. Regular readers will know that I was Sir Kenneth Bates no. 1 fan but even I was shocked by the front of the man when he announced he was buying northern scum Leeds. Come on Kenny, some things are just not on and you've gone too far this time. My advice to you is to dig a moat around the pitch and fill it with snarling whippets to keep the cunts off the grass. I'd think twice about driving the Bentley around town Ken as Leeds is full of nasty little northern cunts who'd kill their grannies for 10 Rothmans. Whatever next ? "Playing Barcelona will be a nightmare for Chelsea at the Nou Camp and in London". So says Sammy Eto'o who suggested that he will single-handedly take Chels to Sketchleys, calling our fabulous defence slow and our attack shite. Well we will see Sammy boy, we will see.
I used to hate Mark Hughes but then changed my opinion when he pulled on a blue shirt. But you know what ? I was right first time - he is a United cunt, trying to help Sir Alex at every turn. No wonder Jose did not want to shake your hand - you are a disgrace and have no loyalty to anyone except your blonde Robbie.
Les.
Yes.
© 2005
Priesty's Chelsea FC Refuge.
Sir,
You see my point ?
